Quote from: Jayr on January 03, 2012, 11:49:36 AM
I can't find my cat's nipples.

  Why do you feel a need to do so?

I don't know o.o

She was laying on her back and I thought it was weird I had never seen them.
Especially since she's supposed to have 8 or something.

xD
Don't worry I'm not into bestiality.

Quote from: Jayr on January 03, 2012, 12:15:20 PM
Don't worry I'm not into bestiality.

Just mild fondling it would appear.

hahahaha   

My one dog has massive nipples. The others have entirely withered away. My hamster has huge balls, and I've yet to find nipples on the female gerbil. But it's OK, we're selling that troublesome thing anyway.

I have a ginger friend who is entirely too proud of her hamster's large balls.  Poor Snuffles would be embarrassed if he knew.

Awww. I'm not proud of them, necessarily, but I do acknowledge them as terrible things. Terrible in every potential meaning of the word.

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1.
distressing; severe: a terrible winter.
2.
extremely bad; horrible: terrible coffee; a terrible movie.
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exciting terror, awe, or great fear; dreadful; awful.
4.
formidably great: a terrible responsibility.

this is a classic
you start a conversation about love and caring and hope,
and it goes up to little pet genitals
it happens me all the time.

I was in a bar once, and well... I don't know if I can tell you.

Quote from: Sweet Blue Girl on January 04, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
I was in a bar once, and well... I don't know if I can tell you.

You started, now finish

Little update; I saw one nipple today but she moved and I lost sight of it xD

Why are you looking? Are you going into the cat dairy business?

Quote from: justmeinoz on January 05, 2012, 07:01:00 AM
Why are you looking? Are you going into the cat dairy business?

went to visit a friend once, he was out of sugar for my coffee, after some searching, he found a packet in his truck, he said " glad you don't take cream, I'd Have to milk the dog"......ewww!

Nothing spells friend like someone searching the truck for a pack of sugar.

The other day, I was startled by a leaf.   Seriously, though, it came out of nowhere.

Experiment during WW1 by Scottish inventor.  He tried to tow model submarines stuffed with sardines to train the seagulls to expect a feed when they saw a periscope.  They would flock and reveal the location of the U-Boat. 
Only one snag, no seagulls in that part of Scotland!

Was it a big leaf haha

Quote from: espo on January 06, 2012, 05:53:39 PM
Was it a big leaf haha

I wish, but no.  It was small and dried up...and I totally jumped.  Like a mouse had run over my feet or something.  lol  I hope nobody was looking.

Do sardines attract leaves?   Maybe cause a diversion so you can escape?

I stabbed my sausage.  Poor Schweigert!

Our evilest cat has discovered a new game:  disassemble the humidifier and use its filter as a scratching post.