the thread that can't be derailed....

[Shantel]

That's not English, that's American.

Yes it is! Americans have certainly bastardized the English language! 

[Joeyboo~ :3]

Wut ya'll talkin 'bout mayne.
Are english ish guud.

[justmeinoz]

Friend has been waiting an hour and a quarter past her Dr's appointment time.  Is this a record?

[caseyyy]

Ugh, tofu is a crime. Get out of my rice.

[V M]

The truth comes out 

[caseyyy]

I speak great wisdom when it comes to tofu. Had a tofu chili a few years back and it made me sick as hell, now my mom got these little bowls of rice with vegetables and tofu. Skip the tofu, eat the rice and veggies.

[foosnark]

Tofu, to me, runs the gamut from "bleh" to "kind of okay" to "there was tofu in that?"

[Julian]

Tofu, to me, runs the gamut from "bleh" to "kind of okay" to "there was tofu in that?"

I agree. It's not really a fantastic thing, but I don't usually mind it.

[Joeyboo~ :3]

It's over.

[V M]

My favorite tofu is Flaming Hot Flying Tofu    Rather simple to make, all you need are:

1) One or more containers of tofu
2) A flammable liquid of some kind
3) A catapult

[supremecatoverlord]

It's over.

What does this mean, m'dear?

*is on the lookout for you*

[nickikim]

 If soothing isn't real it imaginary,  then


" hey,  you made that up."
" No, I swear, it's totally Maginary"

[nickikim]

Ever have one of those days when you think your spellcheck dropped acid, and now it's just laughing at you.

[ativan]

It's over.

Still with us? We all worry you know...

[Julian]

Thinking of changing my preferred name to Julien. I'm not sure if I like that spelling better.

[Apollo]

Eyeballs are weird.

They're shaped so funnily when you think about it, and just don't make much sense.

[Julian]

Shakespeare invented the word eyeball. I'm 95% sure this is fact.

[ativan]

Of things, 95% is indeed fact. The other 5% is neither here nor there.

[justmeinoz]

Tofu is a bit like Galah , a grey/pink parrot found in abundance in this country.
Last resort of starving pioneers apparently, who would place a rock inside a Galah, put it in a pot with whatever native herbs and salt and pepper they had. 

They boiled it until the rock was soft, threw the Galah away and ate the rock.

Karen.

[foosnark]

Imagine if we had eyecubes instead.  Or eyecosahedrons.

I always liked the ancient theory that the eyes fired rays at things to detect them.  It makes no sense given that we don't see in the dark, but it's how I figured it worked when I was a child.