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Started by BeverlyAnn, March 10, 2007, 11:53:20 AM

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March 10, 2007, 11:53:20 AM
 Definitions NOT found in Websters:
 
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
 
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
 
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
 
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
 
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
 
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly
answer the door in your nightie.
 
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
 
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
 
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are
run over by a steamroller.
 
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
 
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question in an exam.
 
12. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
 
13. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
 
14. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes
up on the roof and gets stuck there.
 
15. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

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