Lost Penis Blues

[Clive]

I've recently decided to try and deal with the trials, tribulations and emotions of transition through the medium of... music.

And so I give you - the Lost Penis Blues.  A little number I wrote around 1949 (just before ten minutes to eight).  It details the pain of a horrible incident in which I temporarily lost my Mr. Limpy packer.

Lost Penis Blues

[AdamMLP]

Can I download this?  Just for my iPod?  It's too epic xD

[Felix]

Clive, you are so awesome.

[Clive]

Hehe, thanks guys! Adam, of course you can download it   Massively flattered that you'd want to!

[Pica Pica]

Well, I'm clicked my fingers and grinned along.

[Clive]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Pica!

I added a few more last night that I had sitting on my hard drive, LOL - feel a little less mortified now about sharing them, mwehehe!

Hey Gender Clinic

Dickless

I'd Love to Have Some Testicles

[Pica Pica]

George Formby, wonderful.... I thought it was gonna be Tiny Tim at first, but you pulled out the smile and the accent and I realised you'd gussied yerself up, must be George.

I also squealed with laughter at the lines 'sparkling clean', 'apex of my legs' and 't-bags'.

[Vincent E.S.]

You, sir, are an amazing person.

[supremecatoverlord]

The last video you uploaded out of this bunch is absolutely fantastic.
>_<

[Felix]

I just got around to watching the last one.

My daughter's comments: "He's cute!" "Do you know him?" "Why doesn't he have testicles?" "Why does he want testicles?" "Is he going to get testicles from a corpse?" "Can a surgeon make him some testicles?"

[supremecatoverlord]

Felix -

Lmao.

I love how mildly disturbing the fifth question your daughter asked is.

[Clive]

Thanks folks

I just got around to watching the last one.

My daughter's comments: "He's cute!" "Do you know him?" "Why doesn't he have testicles?" "Why does he want testicles?" "Is he going to get testicles from a corpse?" "Can a surgeon make him some testicles?"

That's seriously made my day!  Questions five and six are the most original and pertinent questions I can think of, LOL!

[Zac]

These.. are simply awesome.

[justmeinoz]

Brilliant.  Makes a change to have some real Blues instead of so-called R&B that has precious little rhythm and nothing to do with the Blues.  I predict big things for you lad.

Karen.

[SandraJane]

To play Piano and sing the Blues ya gotta have a name...

Clive "2 B-LOW" Barrington