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Lost Penis Blues

Started by Clive, December 17, 2011, 08:22:58 AM

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Clive

December 17, 2011, 08:22:58 AM
I've recently decided to try and deal with the trials, tribulations and emotions of transition through the medium of... music.

And so I give you - the Lost Penis Blues.  A little number I wrote around 1949 (just before ten minutes to eight).  It details the pain of a horrible incident in which I temporarily lost my Mr. Limpy packer.

Lost Penis Blues

'And I thank you for those items that you sent me:
The monkey and the plywood violin.
I practiced every night, now I'm ready,
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.'

First We Take Manhattan, Leonard Cohen

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AdamMLP

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December 17, 2011, 09:59:48 AM
Can I download this?  Just for my iPod?  It's too epic xD
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Felix

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December 17, 2011, 12:18:26 PM
Clive, you are so awesome. ;D
everybody's house is haunted
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Clive

#3
December 17, 2011, 03:18:29 PM
Hehe, thanks guys! :) Adam, of course you can download it 8)  Massively flattered that you'd want to! ;)
'And I thank you for those items that you sent me:
The monkey and the plywood violin.
I practiced every night, now I'm ready,
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.'

First We Take Manhattan, Leonard Cohen

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Pica Pica

#4
December 17, 2011, 03:54:23 PM
Well, I'm clicked my fingers and grinned along.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Clive

#5
December 18, 2011, 06:21:09 AM
:) Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Pica!

I added a few more last night that I had sitting on my hard drive, LOL - feel a little less mortified now about sharing them, mwehehe!

Hey Gender Clinic

Dickless

I'd Love to Have Some Testicles
'And I thank you for those items that you sent me:
The monkey and the plywood violin.
I practiced every night, now I'm ready,
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.'

First We Take Manhattan, Leonard Cohen

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Pica Pica

#6
December 18, 2011, 06:33:05 AM
George Formby, wonderful.... I thought it was gonna be Tiny Tim at first, but you pulled out the smile and the accent and I realised you'd gussied yerself up, must be George.

I also squealed with laughter at the lines 'sparkling clean', 'apex of my legs' and 't-bags'.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Vincent E.S.

#7
December 18, 2011, 10:32:36 PM
You, sir, are an amazing person.
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supremecatoverlord

#8
December 18, 2011, 11:03:00 PM
The last video you uploaded out of this bunch is absolutely fantastic.
>_<
Meow.
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Felix

#9
December 21, 2011, 02:00:23 PM
I just got around to watching the last one.

My daughter's comments: "He's cute!" "Do you know him?" "Why doesn't he have testicles?" "Why does he want testicles?" "Is he going to get testicles from a corpse?" "Can a surgeon make him some testicles?"

;D
everybody's house is haunted
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supremecatoverlord

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December 21, 2011, 04:56:13 PM
Felix -

Lmao.

I love how mildly disturbing the fifth question your daughter asked is.
Meow.
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Clive

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December 21, 2011, 05:59:45 PM
Thanks folks :)

Quote from: Felix on December 21, 2011, 02:00:23 PM
I just got around to watching the last one.

My daughter's comments: "He's cute!" "Do you know him?" "Why doesn't he have testicles?" "Why does he want testicles?" "Is he going to get testicles from a corpse?" "Can a surgeon make him some testicles?"

;D

:D :D :D :D That's seriously made my day!  Questions five and six are the most original and pertinent questions I can think of, LOL!
'And I thank you for those items that you sent me:
The monkey and the plywood violin.
I practiced every night, now I'm ready,
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.'

First We Take Manhattan, Leonard Cohen

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Zac

#12
December 21, 2011, 11:00:28 PM
These.. are simply awesome.
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justmeinoz

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December 22, 2011, 12:17:03 AM
Brilliant.  Makes a change to have some real Blues instead of so-called R&B that has precious little rhythm and nothing to do with the Blues.  I predict big things for you lad.

Karen.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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SandraJane

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December 22, 2011, 12:22:20 AM
To play Piano and sing the Blues ya gotta have a name...

Clive "2 B-LOW" Barrington

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