OMG I completly forgot Shelley.
OK everyone it's official, the method I discribed in this thread of making your own gaff out of panty hose is now officially patented, and shall ever more be known as the Stephiegaff
(TM) (Patent Pending). This license will give you the right to use this design to construct your own Stephiegaff, as long as you give credit where credit is due. and you may if you like send me $1.00 US to help fend off all those shiftless-nare-do-wells out there who may try and steal what is probably the most revolutionary product to come along since the paper clip.
Maybe Dennis would be able to help me draft something
nudge, nudge.
I will be compiling instructions, with pictures, and make application to the venerable maintainers of the Wiki, and Susan of couse, so that these instructions may be posted for all to see and use.
Now all I have to do is sit back and watch the millions of dollars roll in enabling me to retire somewhere warm.
Chat later, I have work to do...
Steph