My friends and peers are fantastic.
According to some people, we live in a pedophile culture. Apparently, the fact that men prefer women with smooth and hairless bodies and young girls happen to have smooth and hairless bodies isn't a coincidence.
Naturally, the fact that I somehow encourage pedophilia whenever I epilate is traumatising to say the least, so my friends point out the absurdity of this claim by applying the same logic to other situations. Here some examples they have devised:
Some women are attracted to bald men.
Newborns are bald.
Therefore women who find bald men attractive are uber-pedos. Sickos.
Some people find muscular men attractive.
Gorillas are muscular.
Therefore, people who are attracted to muscular men are into bestiality. Sickos.
Finally, some people are attracted to men with facial hair.
GUESS WHO ELSE FAD FACIAL HAIR??!!Now, excuse me while I go and stick a pencil up my nose to fish out the piece of my brain that just died.
This ruins my life.
