What Made You Laugh Today ?

[Padma]

Oh Yes Ostlethwaite and his rain guage!!. Padma I can see we are two people of the same interests. Must be that we are both from Devon.
Hugs

Even the white bits were black .
I'm originally from London, but very happy to have landed in Devon.

[Rita]

City employees make me laugh today,  I mean how do you send someone a letter of acceptance and then tell them you received nothing originally after they cancel you.

I mean what do I pay them for out of my paycheck.

[judithlynn]

Padma;
Me too. My parents lived in Devon, but I lived in West London then Buckinghamshire. Did you get moved by one of the Government relocations to the Exter Business Park?

[Padma]

Nah, I've been all over .

[Cindy]

I heard about the blue and green honey problem in France. Seemingly the bees were targeting left over MM colourings outside an Mars Factory and the colouring became embedded in the honey they made.

[Felix]

I'm drunk, there's a young hetero cisguy asleep on my couch, and I have no idea what to do about it. He's just a friend and I don't know him all that well and he doesn't know I'm trans. I think he realizes I'm gay but I'm not positive on that. My cat likes him. I just had a great conversation about politics with the nice girl who lives next door to the east. Lol I don't get respite childcare often enough; I have no idea what I'm doing.

[MadelineB]

I'm drunk, there's a young hetero cisguy asleep on my couch, and I have no idea what to do about it. He's just a friend and I don't know him all that well and he doesn't know I'm trans. I think he realizes I'm gay but I'm not positive on that. My cat likes him. I just had a great conversation about politics with the nice girl who lives next door to the east. Lol I don't get respite childcare often enough; I have no idea what I'm doing.

You're a great guy to talk with Felix so I'm not surprised at all.

[justmeinoz]

Seeing a pair of rabbits hopping about in the roadside bushes on the ride down the hill to Uni Library this morning. Not often they are out in daylight this time of year.

[electric sheep]

So, my girlfriend was playing with these bouncy balls we'd gotten from a vending machine type something, making them bounce from floor to ceiling to floor. She'd lose control of them every so often and they'd bounce all over the place, causing her to go running into the hallway or scurrying under the bed to retrieve them. I'm not one for laughing at other people's misfortunes, but this show of hers had me in stitches on the bed for some reason.

[Lee]

"The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin."

[Your Humble Savant]

The maximum ridiculosity inherent in Mario Party 7.

Me + friends + MP7 + cookies = Hilarity 

[Edge]

Ok. I know I'm a dork. This has been well established.
This parody has had me giggling on and off for three days.

[MadelineB]

Three months of continuous sunshine. For a Portlander, that sounds like heaven. But I'm relieved that I only have to wait 36 hours before the rains finally come and Portland is Portland again.

Crazy long stretch of perfect weather: we hardly knew ya. Thanks for visiting. Come again some time. My skin thanks you. I forget what mold smells like. The grass is brown. Should I water it? Nah.

Normal soggy autumn and winter returning: hugs. So glad you are coming back! See you Friday. 3 inches in 3 days sounds nice.

[V M]

My neighbors gran daughter     Such a cute lil' bug... We sang a couple of songs and she told me all kinds of amazing stuff that only a three year old could come up with 

[Rita]

Stuff, far too suacy for this forum 



*Saucy, and far too crazy for proper spelling.

[Padma]

I just got a spam email whose subject was:

<my old first name>, what sort of man are you?

I laughed so loud, next door's dog started barking. Boy, did they miss the boat. (Online blokey clothes shop, in case you're wondering. It went on to ask whether I'm: The Guv'nor, The Pro, The Champ, or The Player? )

[Rita]

If only it were a real person sending that so you could reply all snarky like.

[Padma]

I could totally be The Governess .

[Padma]

This. Which is, in fact, absolutely true. This.

[MadelineB]

This. Which is, in fact, absolutely true. This.

Those vanilla seed pods have got the sexy thing going on. You can see why it means "little vag":


to that I say, "You grow, girl!"