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Felix

#60
March 15, 2012, 05:48:33 PM
A news story about the problem of Israeli cats in heat. :laugh:
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driven

#61
March 19, 2012, 01:51:00 PM
I think I confused the poor girl on the phone when I ordered take-out. My voice was already pretty deep pre-T and it's definitely dropped a bit more lately.

Me: *gives order details*
Girl: Can I get a name for the order?
Me: Katherine (ugh)
Girl: Alfred?

Don't know why, but the name Alfred just cracked me up. 😀
"I am not what I ought to be, not what I want to be, not what I am going to be, but thankful that I am not what I used to be." - John Wooden
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Pica Pica

#62
March 19, 2012, 04:56:15 PM
At school today, former Kosovan refugee: "Does anyone know what seeking asylum is?"
Excitable child with hand up: "Yes! It's the thing they put on top of a police car."
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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King Malachite

#63
March 20, 2012, 12:30:29 AM
Some of the posts here.
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Trapped07

#64
March 22, 2012, 09:54:52 PM
I watched paranormal activity 3. It's a really funny movie if you imagine the ghost as bender from futurama
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King Malachite

#65
March 23, 2012, 01:46:47 AM
I was blasting Sailor Moon music in Black Ops and some guy is like "Juda what are you doing man"  Juda is my clan tag.  Then when the music ended he was like "it stopped.....he must be loading the next horrible track" LOL
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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V M

#66
March 31, 2012, 05:55:22 PM
My sister's funny lil' teacup terrier  :icon_chuckel:  Such entertaining antics can not be ignored
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Pica Pica

#67
April 02, 2012, 10:04:29 AM
Very pleased that someone found my blog by typing in the phrase, 'crossdressing violinist'
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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King Malachite

#68
April 02, 2012, 11:32:48 AM
Episode 39 of the Sailor Moon Abirdged series
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Felix

#69
April 02, 2012, 03:21:56 PM
Lesloveboat's ad slogan for packing underwear - "Tired of feeling like there's a science fair down your pants?" :laugh:
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King Malachite

#70
April 03, 2012, 03:24:34 PM
My mom called me in her room to see a segment on Dr. Oz talking about tampons and she was like "you need to watch Dr. Oz sometimes.  He answers all of your personal medical questions."  Immediately when she said that the topic quickly shifted to increasing lubrication in the vagina so it doesn't feel like sand paper sex and she was like "Uh you can go now you don't need to watch this." 
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Felix

#71
April 04, 2012, 08:16:47 PM
When I was wearing the bunny suit I didn't initially put on the feet because it was raining. But little kids kept staring at my sneakers. So I went to get the bunny feet and explained to my friend that I was having trouble passing without them. As a rabbit, I meant, but the phrasing caught me up for a second. ;D
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King Malachite

#72
April 04, 2012, 08:28:26 PM
My mother came back from the doctor.  She had to take a stress test and I asked her how did she do and she said that exercise bike was hard on her body and she got a 137.  I asked her 137 in what and she said, " I don't know."  LOL I know it shouldn't be funny but it is so funny.  I hope it's good.
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Ayden

#73
April 05, 2012, 02:45:03 AM
Me and my two really good friends were playing fatal frame, and we couldn't help but make nothing but terrible jokes about the ghosts. It turned a normally terrifying game into a giggle fest.
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V M

#74
April 06, 2012, 04:41:24 PM
LOL... The surprised and suspicious look in the substitute postman's eyes when I had to sign for a package  :laugh:  I guess I should get a bit more serious about getting a name change  😛
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King Malachite

#75
April 07, 2012, 09:32:05 PM
Felix made me laugh today.   :D  I love the man so much!
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Felix

#76
April 07, 2012, 09:56:40 PM
everybody's house is haunted
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MacKenzie

#77
April 07, 2012, 10:01:41 PM

  Tekla's random comments.  :laugh:
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Felix

#78
April 07, 2012, 11:16:56 PM
Finding the bubble-blowing machine my daughter and I assembled a couple years ago. I live upstairs so I set it up to blow bubbles out the window for a bit. I hope it confused somebody. :laugh:
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Lee

#79
April 10, 2012, 02:01:46 AM
I ran into something earlier, and now I have a bruise shaped exactly like a penis on my thigh.
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