What Did You Dream About?

[Constance]

I dreamed that I was still married and that my wife was looking forward to being married to a woman.

Damn.

[King Malachite]

I dreamed that I was still married and that my wife was looking forward to being married to a woman.

Damn.

-hugs-

[Constance]

Thanks, Malachite.

We're still friends, so things could be much worse.

[Felix]

I dreamed that I baked Sailor Moon treats and then Felix and I visited a prison and had cheesecake there.  Then we went back to my house and he bit a part of the top of my Mr. Limpy off and then after he left my family discovered my packer and right then and there the reputation system came back and I got more smites. >.>

Thanks Felix.   

Lol. Sorry about your packer.

[Jamie D]

Lol. Sorry about your packer.

It would not have happened if it was not glow-in-the-dark orange and flavored like a 50-50 ice cream bar.

[Constance]

It would not have happened if it was not glow-in-the-dark orange and flavored like a 50-50 ice cream bar.

LOLOLOL

I dreamed that the house my family used to live in was a brothel in Germany during WWII and one of the prostitutes was spy for the Allies. Me and my CO had to hunt down a US soldier who was a double-agent and I was the one who killed him. I hate dreaming of violence. And, I was a man in this dream.

But, I also dreamed that I, as a transwoman, was swimming in the ocean to the narration of what seemed like a children's book about global warming. We were swimming in the Arctic ocean and it was quite warm. The theme of the book seemed to be that the ice floes were gone and so were the polar bears. The narrator eventually joined me in the ocean and the story part ended. She eventually led me to this resort-like area and, even though I was anatomically male, was responding to me as if I were a woman, eventually embracing and kissing me.

[Lee]

It was a long, epic dream about skiing, being with my family, and defeating the bad guy.  The highlight was dreaming that I was asleep on my side and felt something warm press against my back.  I rolled over and discovered that it was a black bear cub, so I hugged and played with it for a while.  Anyways, I woke up an found myself on my side with my cat pressed up against my back.  The bear must have been when she joined me last night. 

[King Malachite]

It was raining and I went out to eat with some friends and took my time ordering but I ordered a Bacon cheeseburger with monzerella cheese and the waiter got an attitude with me.

[Felix]

I love this thread.

I dreamed I was a 19 year old in college and my professor was abusing his grading powers by trading them for sexual favors.

That was okay until it ended suddenly with "GOOD MORNING DADDY!"

Dammit.

[King Malachite]

I love this thread.

I dreamed I was a 19 year old in college and my professor was abusing his grading powers by trading them for sexual favors. That was okay until it ended suddenly with "GOOD MORNING DADDY!"

Dammit.

That is an awesome dream!    If only my professors were like that.

[MacKenzie]

Cheesecake!!! 

[King Malachite]

Cheesecake!!! 

Did you get to eat it before waking up?

I had three different dreams. 

One my mom told me that my whole room was going to be nuked so I had 15 minutes to get everything out. 

I had a penis and was able to penetrate so I penetrated someone even though I wasn't attracted to them.  I couldn't feel it or was sexually aroused though and I had trouble with the blood  flow but I got it in.

I met up with my Chief from NJROTC and told him how I missed his class and he said he understands and let me be an honorary member for during PT time with one of his classes and I lead dodge ball but no one played because every one was just sitting down being quiet on laptops even him so I felt awkward and I went up to one of the boys and saw his Gameinformer magazine.  This from came from being from the jungle setting in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

[King Malachite]

Grrrrr I forgot what I dreamed about this time....perhaps I will remember later.

[JayKyle]

I have some interesting dreams too sometimes...

Last night I dreamed I was a punk-goth singer that could sing like Simon Curtis, had an Aston Martin that looked like Knock Out from Transformers Prime, and flew to Oregon to pick up some long lost girl from my dreams... O.o

[King Malachite]

My teacher gave me a police radio to contact for emerency when I need it and I accidently pressed it but apologized.  Then A few minutes later my house was being broken into by a guy I knew and I detained him and used the radio to stop the others who were waiting outside but the cop took oo long and so they went away and the guy escaped but I caught him and he turned into a heavy set black women with a small penis and I asked her did she havea metoidioplasty and she said "yes but I'm a real woman."  I was just thinking to myself wtf.

My next dream I dream I was driving my sister's jeep to church at night and the church was 10 seconds away and I tried to stop at the stop sign but her breaks wouldn't work so the police stopped me and she gave me a warning.  I didn't even want to go to church after that which sucks because there was a boxing match going on there and a big party.  That made me upset today.   I'm already scared of driving and in almost every driving dream I have the breaks don't work so I go crazy and the cops come after me. >.>

[JayKyle]

Last night I dreamt that I was a Spartan but was stuck in Spongebob's universe and for some reason was attacked by zombies with chainsaws and I'll I had for a weapon was uncooked potatoes...I should probably chill with the electronics for a while

[Lee]

The water park near me had a cool new ride like a roller coaster but underwater.  I kept riding it, and each time it got creepier.  The first time it was normal.  The second time there were skeletons of things that had been killed on it.  The third time there was a ghost haunting it who was trying to kill a woman.  I was about to face the ghost when it started buzzing loudly at me.  Ends up I was waking up to someone texting me. 

Here's hoping the woman got away safely without me. 

[JayKyle]

I had two dreams last night. The first, I was hockey player but i ever time i went to score a goal, i ended up switching teams -.-

My second dream was a little more interesting. I was a bounty hunter in a futuristic world and I was bitten by an alien and turned into a wirewolf whenever people lied to me...and I had some weird boss fight with Megatron and the Incredible Hulk but I woke up before I could beat them.

[Shang]

I dreamed I was male.  I was a very good looking man with slightly androgynous looks, long black hair, and grey eyes.  I also had a snazzy way of dressing that resembled the 1700s/1800s.  And I was happy.

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The dream was very detailed, but I'm not going into it because some of it was private, lol.  But the dream has made me dysphoric.

[Sasamu]

Zombies. They were after so me so I hid in a bathroom which had a big window that everybody that walked by could see me. I was holding two guns, one was empty and the other shot chocolate bullets so I shot one into my mouth and woke up after that.
It was a strange dream...