What Did You Dream About?

[JayKyle]

I dreamed that I was on the road to start my transition but every time I tried to start a huge spider could come near me and I would be so terrified.  In the dream they were called "Minesweeps" because of how they just glided across the floor.  I could feel my body go into shock.  Every time I tried to see a gender therapist a Minesweep come come and after I had killed it another one would come and they kept coming one by one.  I tried to get my dad to help but he didn't want to.  There were on the bed in my dream too and when I woke up I actually checked for spiders.

I would have done the same thing

[dalebert]

I've had dreams about creepy crawlies in bed with me or buzzing insects near my head and ears and acted exactly the same way when I woke up.

[Felix]

Lol I dreamed I was making cornbread. I woke up and was confused about why the mixing bowl wasn't in my hands.

[King Malachite]

The thing is that I'm so terrified of spiders that I go through a ritual every night to see if there are any around me before going to bed.  I keep turning the lights on and off after certain intervals to see if any has apppeared because when I'm semi=asleep I may see visions of spiders on my pillow or cover and then I either almost fall off the bed or in some cases run to my mom's room and sleep and when I wake up I barely remember how I got there.  On rare times I need  half a sleeping pill to relax actually go back to sleep.  It's the same way with those brown hoping crickets.  Those actually scare me more than spiders at times.


But my last dream wasn't as scary.  I was in Walmart looking at boxers when this mentally challenged man and his brother came up behind me and wanted to look too.  The brother coughed so I moved deeper into the section and they followed me.  There I saw a poster advertising Final Destination 5 and that scared me so I decided to look at another movie poster so I wouldn't have that one in my mind.  Then I left because the brothers were making me feel nervous and I didn't want to get in their way.  I left into the aisle and saw some Spongebob boxers.  They were red with Spongebob's face on the back and a black wasteband and I thought that was a boring design so I moved to the next set.  The other pair of Spongebob boxers were interesting.  They were white with a purple wasteband I beloeve and had the little Bikini bottom flowers all over them.  The other Spongebob boxers were silk-like while these were cotton-like.  I really liked them but upon closer inspection they appeared to hug your thighs more and one pair had skid marks on them EWWWW.  Then my little nephew come out of the aisle and he says, "Can you by an energy drink for my brother please?" .  This was weird because he doesn't have a brother so I assumed that my nephew was taking the place/acting as if he were the mentally challeneged guy.  He said it in such a cute voice that if I didn't buy it for his brother like he asked then everyone would view me as a jerk.  Then I thought ok this dream needs to end now because even in a dream I don't like spending money and so I woke up.

[MyKa]

Dreamed about being possessed. Didn't help that i just watched the movie devil inside.

[King Malachite]

That Plankton was making a smile rocket which could only be fired if one smiled.

I went back to highschool with some younger kids.

[dalebert]

I dreamed an invisible person was trying to shoot me with some space-age gun. I could only see the gun, floating at chest height and pivoting slowly back and forth. Thing is, I was invisible as well. I tried to take the gun away and realized that made me visible, because they could see the gun floating there and then THEY would be hard to find again.

[V M]

I had a couple of dreams... In the first one I'd gone to a dance that was held on a basketball court at some kind of cultural center and this annoying girl kept trying to tell me about her religion    I was glad to wake up from that one

So then I went back to bed and dreamed that a tall handsome guy was making love to me    Was kinda bummed when I woke up from that one 

[Felix]

Had a good happy sex dream.

[King Malachite]

Had a good happy sex dream.

Woohoo!

[justmeinoz]

I can't remember the dream, but i know i was a woman in it, so that will do.

[Felix]

I had a fun dream where I got hired onto a secret elite c.i.a. kinda team, but there was one part where I used the women's bathroom by accident and noticed and felt ashamed. That sucked. I got to guard the olympic village at one point, though, and I was strong and tough and quick, so on balance it was a great dream.

[King Malachite]

I dreamed that it was exam day in college and I forgot to do my one page paper in Criminal Justice so I was typing it up on my laptop in class.  Just as I was finishing I accidently highlighted and erased everything and couldn't recover it.  The students were starting to present already and after the first one I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom.  He told me yes.  I didn't take my laptop because I didn't want him to figure out what I was doing so I was going to use the downstairs computers.  I wen't into the wrong classroom at first and then downstairs where luckily there was one computer left down there.  My EMS teacher and some random gym teacher was down there teaching and I showed them my pass but they didn't want to see it.

I had a hard time concrentrating on what to type even though I had notes in front of me and time was ticking and it wouldn't be long before my teacher was going to discover what I was up to.  Then I thought to myself, "why am I dreaming about school?  I don't want to dream about school especially since it's summer.  I'm waking up now."  Then I woke up.

It was a cope out but I just didn't want to get in trouble lol

[Jamie D]

I dreamed about flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.

It was more of a nightmare.  I love that movie, except for those hideous things.

[JayKyle]

It was a bit of day dream dozing (which tend to be a bit crazy) where I was a german rock star though I was native american (go figure). I was also 40 years old (eek!), born male (yay!), and had a daughter my age (do what?). In the course of my dream, I moved from Germany, at the request of my daughter (Lilly Jasmine Marie btw) to Missouri (why?!) where she attend my highschool and I ended up adopting my gay best friend as my son (because some how he was still his current age). In the end, a fellow band member (Darwin...?) ended up moving there as well, and I married him (sort of) and we lived semi happily stoned ever after.

[Constance]

I dreamed that my ex-wife and I were talking about a new T compound that would not only reverse the effects of HRT that I'd be on but allow me to be more completely a man. We were both excited about this as it meant we could be together again. But then I reminded her that she divorced me and because of that I couldn't go back.

[Felix]

I dreamed my dad and I were teaching my daughter how to drive. For some reason we decided to do this on the way to church, and we had a lady carpooling with us.

I'll skip all the screaming and fishtailing and near misses. We ended up in an embankment and I was stumbling around so relieved that nobody was hurt. I was so glad nobody was hurt. I thought this over and over while staring at the bodies. Everybody was dead but me, but it just couldn't be that way. I was so glad nobody was hurt. It was such a relief. I was so glad nobody was hurt.

I woke up at four in the morning and turned on all the lights and the radio and waited for the sun.

[dalebert]

I dreamt I met a girl from my distant past.

That seems incredibly symbolic. I think she represents a part of you. You don't hate her, you even care about her, but you're trying to forget her for obvious reasons and that's kind of sad. I think it's probably a very healthy sign that you had sex at the end. It seems like a reconciliation of sorts within yourself.

But what do I know?

[Constance]

I dreamed that my ex-wife and I were clothes shopping at the local mall, when these 2 guys started following us and taunting me. I put the one guy in some kind of ridiculously ineffective hold that, of course, works in a dream and told him he was through messing with me. I turned my back on him and started walking out of the store. I could tell he was still following me, and my ex was no longer walking next to me. I heard her say about me in a bemused tone of voice, "Somebody better call her some help."

[dalebert]

...and my name used to be Kate.

Wow, really? I'm more confident in my analysis now. I can't believe you didn't mention that.