Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom

[Jamie D]

Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom

A Minnesota high school senior who asked 600 porn stars to prom on Twitter will not be allowed to bring the one who said yes, his school said.

Mike Stone, 18,  tweeted to his prospective dates: "i have dinner hotel and ill give u a massage to."

The teenager told ABCNews.com he turned to Twitter after several girls at Tartan High School in Oakdale, Minn., turned him down....

Stone, whose mother said he has special needs, didn't tell her about his porn star date at first.

Full article at the link

I just couldn't pass up posting the double entendre in the underlined statement. 

[Sephirah]

In a statement released to ABC affiliate KSTP, Tartan High School said Piper's attendance "would be prohibited under Tartan's standard prom procedures and would be inconsistent with two school district policies." Those policies prohibit activity that may lead to disruptions.

You have to wonder what they think she's going to do there, lol.

[Jamie D]

Another stunning avatar, Sephirah.