The New you know you pass when

[peky]

I just wanted to see you all be like this --------------------------------------->     

Oh, you big trickster, you had me going!! 

[Kevin Peña]

And here I thought you were the specimen of some marvelous scientific discovery. Darn it, woman, don't tease me like that!

[daisybelle]

I sold my old car last week, and all of the documents were under my old name.

Rather than go down the " I am trans, now please buy this car" path I just told the fella I were selling it for my brother.

He was a priest and a nice enouh felllow, so we talked and somehow the conversation came to how he was trying to mentor and prevent kids going down "devious paths like drug addiction and homosexuality."

Wow when I heard that my head about exploded, as I am a transexual and recovering drug addict! As he continued I thought to myself "wow what a total moron, this bloke hasn't a clue what he just did!" 

Oh I wanted to tear him apart, but nooo I was selling a car, so  I bit my tongue and said "oh *forces smile* thats a topic I could speak about for ages, we'd best not go there!"

Haha he bought the car too muahhaha! Suckerrrrr!!  '

You know...CARMA is a bitch.... In fact , I betting CARMA if given a personality, would be an Super Hormonal T-Girl who dishes justice in her own special way.

D

[daisybelle]

Is this a Pass Picture?



I get Maam'd all the time.

D

[Stephe]

OK, this happened last week. My brother, my sister and I sit down with a notary to sign a document. He says "I am here with my sisters to get this document notarized." He then explains that "one of my sisters had their name changed from >obvious male name<" as he points to the name on the document, "but she has her court name change papers with her." The notary looks at me, then at my sister and asks "Which one of you used to be >obvious male name<?"

I think I pass.

[daisybelle]

OK, this happened last week. My brother, my sister and I sit down with a notary to sign a document. He says "I am here with my sisters to get this document notarized." He then explains that "one of my sisters had their name changed from >obvious male name<" as he points to the name on the document, "but she has her court name change papers with her." The notary looks at me, then at my sister and asks "Which one of you used to be >obvious male name<?"

I think I pass.

I think you do...

D

[Isabelle]

At a craft beer tasting, I asked about a heavily hopped ale, the old man serving smiled, shook his head and said "oh no darling, you wouldn't like that one, its not really one for the ladies" I thought ha! Whatever mate, and said "Try me" funny thing was he was totally right, he smiled and said "I warned you sweet heart"
It's hilarious when old men say stuff like that, it's taking forever for me to get used to being called "darling, hun, my love" etc :p

[peky]

OK, this happened last week. My brother, my sister and I sit down with a notary to sign a document. He says "I am here with my sisters to get this document notarized." He then explains that "one of my sisters had their name changed from >obvious male name<" as he points to the name on the document, "but she has her court name change papers with her." The notary looks at me, then at my sister and asks "Which one of you used to be >obvious male name<?"

I think I pass.

OMFG

[peky]

I love being called darling, dear, etc! Its so wonderful, like its kind of solidifying my femininity.

I remember this one time I was at a bar with a bunch of friends who knew me from before. We were going to meet another of our friends, Matt, and he was finally going to meet Tessa. So were eventually in the parking lot and Matt comes around. Everyone says hi how are you etc. He then introduces himself to me, and I do the same to him. I thought it was so cute and polite that he really wanted to treat me like a different person. So we were outside for almost 10 minutes, some people were smoking their cigarettes, and then Matt goes to my friend Tom : "So when am I meeting *OMG MALE NAME*? I cant wait to see them, I wonder how they look."

Hey Matt, im right here!!!

OMG, awkward? So what the guy said? Do not keeps us hanging on Girl!

[peky]

So, my younger daughter wants me to go to her high school football game, she is a cheer leader. I reluctantly agree as it means be with a bunch of teen boys of girls.

So, we (my daughter and I) are walking towards the the stadium when we hear a female voice call: "Jane, Jane, Jane." Jane is the name of my ex-wife. needless to say I did not turn my head, just in case.

Later on, I am sitting in the bleachers, when somebody taps my shoulder and said: "Jane?"
I had to turn my head and smile. The woman looks puzzled, an said: "I am sorry, I thought you were Mary's (my daughter) mother.

So, I said: "no, I am her father." You should have seen the expression on the woman's face, precious. She just said: "Oh" and left like she just had seen Satan himself.

I could not but giggle for the rest of the game. I wish somebody would tell the story to my ex, she will be so infuriated. 

[Annah]

I know I pass when i'm washing my hands and a girl asks to bum a tampon. "Here you go" lol

[Isabelle]

I know I pass when i'm washing my hands and a girl asks to bum a tampon. "Here you go" lol

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that's not where they go.

[Annah]

Bum as in borrow

[Kevin Peña]

So, my younger daughter wants me to go to her high school football game, she is a cheer leader. I reluctantly agree as it means be with a bunch of teen boys of girls.

...

I could not but giggle for the rest of the game. I wish somebody would tell the story to my ex, she will be so infuriated. 

Aren't we just the worst? 
Anywho, you're ex may be pissed that she looks like a trans girl. Oh well, sucks to be her!   

[judithlynn]

Like Annah;
I have had three women ask me in the Ladies loo:

1. I love that Lipstick - can I try it (I was out with a girlfriend who knew, but her male colleagues wife did not)
2. Do you have a hairbrush. No I replied - remembering that something to always keep in my handbag for future
3. Do you have a spare panty liner - No I replied - that another thing to keep in my handbag!

Hugs
JudithLynn

[Kevin Peña]

1. I love that Lipstick - can I try it (I was out with a girlfriend who knew, but her male colleagues wife did not)
2. Do you have a hairbrush. No I replied - remembering that something to always keep in my handbag for future
3. Do you have a spare panty liner - No I replied - that another thing to keep in my handbag!

I now know why women have such huge purses. They have too much stuff in there! 

Oh, Tessa, you'd better watch out. You're starting to sound like an old lady. Keep up with the times, girl! 

[Annah]

I have to say..i never heard of anyone asking anyone else for a hairbrush to borrow lol

[Stephe]

I have to say..i never heard of anyone asking anyone else for a hairbrush to borrow lol

I carry a hair brush etc but I am not gonna let some stranger borrow it or my lipstick etc. Esp the lipstick, that is like letting someone borrow your tooth brush!

[Annah]

yeah i was thinking the same thing

[judithlynn]

You are absolutely tight about the Bobbi Brown Lip gloss (not lipstick). I told her she could have it as it was nearly al used up. You never know where those lips had been, even though she was a delightfull lady!. Neverthless that's she wanted!

Hugs

JudithLynn