Quote from: LordKAT on June 06, 2012, 03:31:18 AM
Dear aunt Cindy,
I told my neighbor about all those frogs and he told me to go to this restaurant where he works and eat the cuisses de grenouilles. Do you think this would work? What kind of cure is it?
Skaredy KAT
PS, They are REAL!
Dear Lord Kat,
I think they are coming to you as benevolent frogs. My psychic sense gave me an insight into your childhood, which forever made the frog kingdom adore you. As so I see in my crystal balls:
Lord Kat is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw Lord Kat and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
Lord Kat said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since Lord Kat was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my Mum and Dad are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute Kats. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"
Oh Dear
Love and Kisses
Aunty Cindy
For real
