OYSTERS ?? OYSTERS !!!!! DID SOMEONE MENTION OYSTERS
I can smell 'em, but I can't see 'em. Ha! I'll bet there under that big woollen cassock you wear. Tricky devil. you.
I'd rather win the lottery. Then I can buy the Nobel Peace Prize. I'm sure it's available from these shonky emails I receive on a monotous basis where I can get a Doctorate in Brain Surgery from some surrupterious University in outback Mongolia somewhere. For the princely sum of 5 bucks USD, converted using todays foreign rate, equates to $4.93 AUD (WOW. I get change)
Would you rather
Marry the ** of your desires
OR
Discover a cure for all cancers, but you die a single man.
Legend: ** = please insert your preferred character