I chose the failed prank. 

Would you rather:

A.  Wear a helmet all day

or


B.  Go to a football game

Helmet. It'd make some awesome conversations. Lol. *hur dur*

Would you rather have a Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi because it would taste better.

Would you rather:

A. Go hunting for treasure


or


B. Go hunting for sales

Treasure!!!

Would you rather go to Disney World or Disney Land?

Disney Land because it sounds more magical.


Would you rather:

A.  fly a kite

or

B. Fly a paper airplane

Paper airplane.

Would you rather -

1. Sleep in an igloo?

or


2. Sleep in a sauna?

Igloo

Would you rather:

A.  Eat Chinese food

or

B. Eat Japanese food

Chinese please, for me.  Japanese to me still feels kind of too raw for me. But, that's just me.

Would you rather
Spend the day relaxing and sunbathing after a heavy week

OR

Spending every waking moment on that day getting ready for that holiday of a lifetime

The second one-it reminds me of Black Friday

Would you rather:

A.  Go fishing

or

B.  Jog

Fishing, fishing, fishing, PLEASE Mr. Malachite. Oh! Did I mention ...... fishing? I might be able to grab a few oysters along the way. He he.

Would you rather

A great haircut to make you look the spukiest guy in town

OR

A great workout to build those biceps to make'm melt when they look at you.

Something tells me that you like oysters Miss Catherine. 


B.  I could use great biceps. 


Would you rather:

A. Win the lottery

or

B.  Win the Nobel Peace Prize

OYSTERS ??  OYSTERS !!!!!  DID SOMEONE MENTION    OYSTERS

I can smell 'em, but I can't see 'em.    Ha!  I'll bet there under that big woollen cassock you wear.  Tricky devil. you.

I'd rather win the lottery. Then I can buy the Nobel Peace Prize. I'm sure it's available from these shonky emails I receive on a monotous basis where I can get a Doctorate in Brain Surgery from some surrupterious University in outback Mongolia somewhere. For the princely sum of 5 bucks USD, converted using todays foreign rate, equates to $4.93 AUD (WOW. I get change)

Would you rather

Marry the ** of your desires

OR

Discover a cure for all cancers, but you die a single man.

Legend:  ** = please insert your preferred character

Marry the person of my desires, many doctors and scientists have potential for curing cancer, I'd rather live married and happy and die that way. God, I'm so selfish...! I have a sudden urge to change my answer... T.T

Would you rather eat a crocodile (it's a delicacy in Louisiana lol) or eat a whale (delicacy in the pacific islands)

I would rather eat a crocodile.

Would you rather:


A.  Drink grapefruit soda

or

B.  Drink orange juice

Orange juice

Would you rather comb or brush your hair

Brush

Would you rather:

Look outside


or



Eat a cube of ice

Eat a cube of ice ..................................................after eating a bucket load of oysters, of course.
More refreshing than a drink of water

Would you rather

Spend the afternoon with you dentist working on your teeth

OR

The afternoon having sun cancers burnt off you with dry ice

Dentist *already have to do it anyway at ortho lol*

Would you rather
Eat a Gallon (3 litres) of pea soup that's gone bad with anaerobic bacteria and get an internal infection
Or
Get three metal forks in between your fingers (like wolverine, x-men) and get electrocuted by a high voltage electrical fence

The second one-sounds much cooler

Would you rather:

A. Not transition and be rich

or

B. Transition and be poor

I'd rather be poor and happy than rich and miserable

Same to you? Lol
Would you rather:

A. Not transition and be rich
or
B. Transition and be poor