I would walk 500 miles, then I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles...
Anywho, seriously, neither. I'd meet them halfway. Oh snap, loophole!
Would you rather have to have sex with your partner 3 times a day, even if you're not in the mood, or listen to everything with an "Alvin and the Chipmunks" kind of pitch, each for a year? I was actually asked this question today.