Would You Rather...

[King Malachite]

A sounds much cooler

Would you rather:

A.  Eat a salad

or

B. Eat a banana

[King Malachite]

Probably will go with the Obama tattoo since it's on my back

Would you rather:

A.  Live in a house made out of cheese

or

B. Live in a house made out of ketchup

[kyh]

A, cheese! But that would smell really bad after a while

Would you rather:

Be a flying type Pokemon? Just flying, nothing else

Or

Be a water type Pokemon? Just water :3

If you can think of one, also say what pokemon you would pick ^_^

[King Malachite]

I would be a flying Pokemon but I'd personallly choose Squirtle, though I don't know much about Pokemon

[King Malachite]

^_^ Squirtle is cute. I would probably pick a water type pokemon, maybe Horsea.

Oops, we both didn't post would you rathers. You first? Haha

OOPS-it's early in the morning sorry lol.

Would you rather:

A.  Attend a cookout with relatives your barely know

or

B.  Stay at home and eat

[Simon]

Give me the ketchup.

Would you rather:

A. Fart in a quiet church.

or

B. Barf in a public toilet.

[King Malachite]

ya you're pretty morbid kyh lol

I would rather fart in a quiet church.  The silent but deadly should do the trick.

Would you rather:

A. Own a chalk board

or

B. Own a cake magazine

[Simon]

I'm left handed so looks like I'm losing a lip.

Would you rather:

Swim with...

Sharks

or

Crocodiles

[King Malachite]

Sharks!!!!

Would you rather:

A.  Go a round of boxing with Mike Tyson

or

B.  Keep your arms stretched out for 40 minutes without putting them down

[Simon]

Well, since I'd die either way I think drowning in the ocean would be the quicker way to go.

Would you rather:

A. Run nude across the field at the Super Bowl

or

B. Gain 150 pounds in a year

[King Malachite]

Probably A-I don't need anymore weight

Would you rather:


A.  Eat with only a spoon for the rest of you life

or

B.  Eat with only a fork for the rest of your life

[King Malachite]

I think I'd rather know when I'd die.  That way, I can start to live wrecklessly.

Would you rather:


A.  Get hit with a golf club

or

B.  Get hit with a baseball bat.

[King Malachite]

I'd personally choose a golf club since it's skinnier.  I would think that would hurt less. 

I think I'd rather be fused to a dolphin.  Sounds less painful.

Would you rather:

A. Have a big breakfast

or

B.  Have a huge midnight snack

[King Malachite]

I think I'll go with the second option. 

And I could just be fused to one of those show dolphins at a place like Sea World   That way I can come up for air more often.

Would you rather:

A.  Own a working golf cart

or

B. Own a broken truck

[King Malachite]

I would rather forget how to speak and understand English.  I actually try to imagine myself at times as a person who doesn't understand English but that doesn't get too far.

Would you rather:

A.  Go to a night club

OR

B.  Visit a farm and feed the chickens

[King Malachite]

I just woke up not too long ago but I would rather forget who I am and all of my memories.  I try to do that now anyways. 

Would you rather:

A.   Wear high heels while exercising

or

B.  Go barefooted on a hot day on th pavement

[King Malachite]

-hug-

I think I would rather be as hairy as a gorilla.  I've always wanted to be a VERY hairy person anyway.  Sadly those genes aren't on my side.

Would you rather:



A.  Go on a date at a monster truck show event

or

B. Go on a date to a low-rate professional wrestling event

[Simon]

That's a hard one because I live in the sticks but I do need my interwebs. I'm keeping the wifi.

Would you rather:

A. Eat an all Vegan diet the rest of your life

or

B. Eat nothing but various meats the rest of your life

[King Malachite]

I will select chess.  I don't know how to play so I'd die on the first try.  That would give me a chance to live wrecklessly like in the other post.

Would you rather:

A.  Read a magazine

or

B.  Play a game of ping pong

[King Malachite]

Going with the second one because I feel lucky.

Would you rather:


A.  Drink a nasty smoothie every day for the rest of your life?

or

B. Give up your favorite candy forever