Oooooo. I found a chink in your armour.
Personal chef pretty please. And ..... I want him to start
right now ....... Please. I have a tender spot in my lower abdomen too it's called an eternal empty stomach. Although looking at me you wouldn't think so. You're more inclined to use me as a ship mooring
Would YOU rather
A. Have a 1 hour pass to a 5 day rock music festival
Or
B. A lifetime pass to the Opera