Would You Rather...

[JHeron]

Oh definitely walk around town naked haha I hate seafood. Plus you didn't specify what time I'm sure I could do it at a certain time and get minimal exposure lol
Would you Rather

1. Live in the home of your dreams abroad but never see your family again

Or

2. Live in the exact same house and town you live in now?

[King Malachite]

The first one please!  After I come out, things are likely going to change for the worse in our relationships, so why not book it and run if I can?  What matters to me is that I start my own family, though I would still miss my biological family.

Would you rather:

A.  Have a wedgie in public you can't get out

or

B.  Let out a loud, stinky fart in public

[JHeron]

This sounds terrible but I literally just laughed out loud reading your reply man mainly cause I'm the same. I even want to move abroad once my physical changes are in line and all.
Alright  B can't stand the idea of not being able to do something.

Would you rather:
Happily be with the man or woman of your dreams but live in poverty for the rest of your life?

Or

The opposite.

[King Malachite]

Lol!  Personally, I would have chosen the wedgie!

I would gladly be with the woman of my dreams, even if that meant living in poverty for the rest of my life.  As long as her basic needs are met, then that is okay with me.

Would you rather:

A.  Do a ton of shopping on Ebay

or

B. Do a ton of shopping on Amazon

[Miss_Bungle1991]

A ton of shopping on Ebay.

Would you rather:

A. Get a hug from Portia Porcupine?

or

B. Get a kiss from Portia Porcupine?

[King Malachite]

Same here!  Amazon is sooooo not user-friendly....or personal.

I guess I'd rather get a kiss on the cheek from Portia.  Considering she's a porcupine, if I tried to hug her, then I'd be bleeding.

Would you rather:

A. Get hit on the head with a pool table stick with enough force to break it.

or

B.  Get hit in the back with a steel chair.

[JHeron]

Head!!! I've got a hard head lol took a steel pipe flying at it to finally crack skin xD I could take a wooden pool stick.

Would you rather:

A. Have a close friend die?

Or

B. Have a distant relative perish instead?

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I guess I'd rather get a kiss on the cheek from Portia.  Considering she's a porcupine, if I tried to hug her, then I'd be bleeding

But I keep telling you people that she is an anthro. She has hair, not quills.

Distant relative.

Would you rather:

A. Eat a pound of cheese

or

B. Eat a pound of meat (cooked, of course)

[PucksWaywardSon]

On it's own, meat. If I've got good stuff to go with the cheese though (interesting chutneys/dips/crackers/wine/port etc) then I'd probably go for that.

Would you rather:
Have your fridge break down on December 23rd
OR
Open a horrendously inappropriate secret santa present in front of your most conservative/elderly relative?

[King Malachite]

But I keep telling you people that she is an anthro. She has hair, not quills.

Lol in that case, I'll go for the hug then.



I'd rather open that hoorrendously inappropriate secret santa present in front of that conservative/elderly relative.

Would you rather:

A.  Eat a cucumber

or

B. Eat a carrot

[PhoenixGurl2016]

Eat a carrot


Would you rather:

Skydive or Bungee Jump?

[King Malachite]

Skydive-That way, I can feel like I am a soldier from Call of Duty.

Would you rather:


A. Be itchy all day long

or

B. Sneeze all day long

[Electric Fuzzball]

Itchy, because it wouldn't be harmful to my brain.

Replace all guns with bananas that shoot sparkles and make a high pitched "pew" sound.

Or

Everyone had to call guns "Rooty-Tooty Mc Point and Shooties"

[King Malachite]

Hmmm, I think I will choose the second one.

Would you rather:

A.  Own a diamond ring

or

B Own a gold ring

[PhoenixGurl2016]

Diamond Ring thats easy


Would you rather:

A: Spend a night alone in the woods

or

B: Spend a night alone on the ocean

[King Malachite]

Spend a night alone on the ocean

Would you rather:

A. Watch a movie

or

B. Sleep

[PucksWaywardSon]

movie. Sleep is getting hard to come by lately.

would you rather notice too late you've run out of toilet paper while alone in the house, or block the only toilet in a house full of people?

[King Malachite]

Block the toilet in a house full of people

Would you rather:

A. Watch 100 commercials

or

B. Listen to country music for an hour

[JHeron]

A hundred commercials. I hate country!

Would you rather
have been born the the sex you identify with but be physically unattractive by your standards
Or
be as you are now ?

[King Malachite]

Be born the sex I identify with-I find my self unattractive now, so why not be unattractive by my standards for the most part

Would you rather:

A.  Be a professional swimmer

or

B. Be a professional golfer