Monkeys riding dogs: on life after rodeo 🔗 [Link: espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/2593/monkeys-dogs-pop-tarts-love-family/]For some strange reason, there aren't many guidebooks out there on how to teach a monkey to ride a dog.
But that didn't matter much to Tim "Wild Thang" Lepard, who discovered through trial and error the secret to making it work: Pop-Tarts.
"I can train a monkey to ride a dog in three days," Lepard says. "It's just time, patience, love, care, Pop-Tarts." (Note: I briefly considered putting this in the "food" section!)