"When you slip and fall into the cesspit, you swear and stuff, but later, you tell your friends laughing."
So i searched the forums and haven't found such a topic. I thought we could tell each other awkward or funny stories that happened to us, probably related to our transition, coming out, you know.
At the very moment I can think of one:
I was in hospital, in my city, psychiatry for 6 days to make it easier for my doc to do the tests (I saw her like twice... nvm)
I was in the women's ward, since I was officially female -name change in progress now- and I was in with 2 nice girls, one of them tried to commit suicide, took painkillers and drank alcohol, other one had some panic attacks, and in the evening around 9pm, a male nurse comes in. By that time, I already knew most of the nurses, they knew I was transsexual and treated me nice, never called me my official name.
So this new bloke comes in, mean-faced man in his 40s.
We told him we are not to be given pills, but he insisted on checking our folders, which is again completely fine. He sat down. He called my name -or wanted, actually, because my official name was Lilla, and he said Julianna, which I am totally unable to understand, how can one misread Lilla for Julianna...?- and I laughed and said no, its not my name.
He called me young lady, I made myself clear that I am not a lady. He went 'you are until you are in a women's ward'
Then he found out I really am not to be given medications and said something like "nice lady", then I got angry.
And what I said then, well, I find it hilarous. I said "I am neither a lady, nor nice, okay?"
That face, he made, oh! The two girls nearly fell off their beds, they laughed really hard, then the nurse snorted something like "I could say something now, but I better not' and went out
Awkward and funny moment.
Now lemme hear a few of yours?
