The Most Awkward Stories

[GhostTown11]

This is hilarious. Never underestimate a cat.
I had an ex get a wound on his *ahem* once and every time he got hard it would, like, stretch it and mess it all up again. As did rubbing it vigorously in his fist, of course.

Lmao! Yeah, needless to say chairman meow wasn't ever invited back: "you better not bring the effin cat by here again or I'm going to feed it to the dogs". I swear chairman meow had this expression that just looked like he was thinking "bitch, please just try it. I'll give you an orchi for free"  . I did appreciate being on "break" that weekend though :p

[Felix]

Okay I was in a terrible mood and I need to be doing something else, but I can't help but giggle at "I'll give you an orchi for free."