Ironing your moobs

[Frank]

You probably just opened this thinking I was literally talking about ironing boobs but I'm not. Suckers! Just kidding. Dad was just told me "Iron your boobs and let's go!" in reference to me putting a binder on and I thought it was funny. Go on, iron 'em. 
If it wouldn't hurt so much and possibly be lethal, I might just do that old man...

[Arch]

I was about to advise you that breast ironing is painful and known to cause damage and disfigurement. Even if you plan to have top surgery at some later date, you're better off spending money on a binder.

I wouldn't exactly call myself a sucker for expecting you to talk about breast ironing in this thread. It is, after all, the topic in your subject line, yes?

[Nygeel]

I was about to advise you that breast ironing is painful and known to cause damage and disfigurement. Even if you plan to have top surgery at some later date, you're better of spending money on a binder.

I wouldn't exactly call myself a sucker for expecting you to talk about breast ironing in this thread. It is, after all, the topic in your subject line, yes?

Putting on a binder is ironing your chest.

[LordKAT]

Putting on a binder is ironing your chest.

I think you missed the sarcastic humor.


Frank, Thanks for the laugh. It is good to know you have some acceptance in your family.

[justmeinoz]

For a second there I thought you must have had an accident while ironing. 

Nice one Dad!