Hunting flies

[BeverlyAnn]

This is so stereotypically sexist.  But true.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," He replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

[Maebh]

  oops...  I nearly peed myself.

Maebh