Susan's Place Logo

News:

Since its founding in 1995 Susan's Place forums have blossomed into a truly global lifeline. To date we've delivered roughly 1.4 billion page views to hundreds of millions of unique visitors, guided more than 41,000 registered members through 1,985,081 posts and 188,474 topics across 193 boards, and—most importantly—helped save tens of thousands of lives by connecting people to vital information and support at their most vulnerable moments.

Main Menu

Hunting flies

Started by BeverlyAnn, April 17, 2007, 08:00:46 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

BeverlyAnn

April 17, 2007, 08:00:46 PM
This is so stereotypically sexist.  But true.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," He replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
  •  

Maebh

#1
April 18, 2007, 04:27:55 PM Last Edit: April 20, 2007, 08:50:47 PM by Maebh
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oops...  :embarrassed: I nearly peed myself.

Maebh
  •  
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions