Officials from the Pepsi company decided that they wanted to expand their sales into a remote part of Africa. So they took some of their top salesmen, loaded them up with sample cases of Pepsi, and dropped them off deep in the jungle. They were never heard from again.
So the Pepsi company sent a search team to investigate. They followed the trail of empty Pepsi cans depeer and deeper into the jungle. Finally the trail stopped at a hut deep in the jungle known to be inhabited by cannibals.
"What happened to our men?" the head investigator asked.
"Ate 'em!" grunted the chief.
"You ate them?? You mean you ate their heads?" "Yep!" the chief grunted.
"You ate their arms?"
"Yep!"
"You ate their legs?"
"Yep!"
He then had a terrible thought: "Did you eat their, uh, you know, their, (how could he put it) their ... THINGS?"
"No!" replied the cannibal. "THINGS go better with Coke!"
