Today at work one of my co-workers was particularly cruel. He keeps teasing me that I'm gay because I'm still with my husband, which doesn't particularly bother me because I'm only "gay" for one man, haha. But when I told him that, he asked if we still had 'typical' sex, and I said 'well, yeah, work with what you've got', to which he responded, "Well then you're not gay, you're just a girl. And until you get that *points at my crotch* fixed you'll always just be playing pretend." ...I need a heartbreak smiley today.