Got hit by the Dysphoria Bus whilst ordering a sandwich in Subway:
Her: "Would you like cheese in your sandwich, Madam?".
Me: "... Er, yeah, cheese would be great".
Why the heck does my tongue seem to stick to the roof of my mouth when I get unexpectedly misgendered? My only excuse was that there was a huge queue and I wasn't in the mood to go into the whole "Actually, I'm a dude!" spiel in front of loads of people.