The Never-Ending Story

[Your Humble Savant]

...unzipped its skin from nose to toe, revealing none other than Wile E. Coyote!

[MadelineB]

...unzipped its skin from nose to toe, revealing none other than Wile E. Coyote!

Wile E., who recently changed her name to Wilhamina Edwina Coyote, saw herself in the mirror, and it was still a week until her next laser appointment, so she started shaving, using a hundred dollar bill wrapped around the handle of an old fashioned strop razor to improve the grip. When suddenly, in walked Harry Benjamin, who said...