What pissed you off today?

[peky]

my jeans are to tight on my belly

[dalebert]

My co-host picked up a plastic dongle thingy off the table in the studio and just started chewing it. He had no idea what it was meant for. He treats my things poorly as if he has no respect for me. It was just a cover for my e-cig that I was going to throw away but he didn't know that and he didn't ask!

[Ave]

My co-host picked up a plastic dongle thingy off the table in the studio and just started chewing it. He had no idea what it was meant for. He treats my things poorly as if he has no respect for me. It was just a cover for my e-cig that I was going to throw away but he didn't know that and he didn't ask!

um, this may be offensive, but why is your cohost in the habit of picking up random things and chewing on them?

Gurl, you need to get on that.


My hazel colored contacts came in the mail today! Except they got my order wrong, they're not hazel, they're blue -_-'

[dalebert]

Gurl, you need to get on that.

Guuuurl, don't even get me started on the list of his various psychoses!

[Ave]

Guuuurl, don't even get me started on the list of his various psychoses!

does he pathologically list his demands and what's considered a "++++" on his grindr profile too?

What a queen.

[tekla]

the list of his various psychoses

He's a performer - so the list is a given, it's just like a game of cards, it's not that they have them, it's the unique combination they've been dealt.



I was told more than once at university level theater courses that if you have one major personality problem you can be a stagehand.  Two or three, be a producer or director.  Four or more... acting classes are over there.

[dalebert]

does he pathologically list his demands and what's considered a "++++" on his grindr profile too?

What a queen.

Now you lost me. I'm fairly clueless about Grindr as I've never even owned a smartphone. But if I had to guess things he might list on Grindr, it would probably be something like

"Must be Asian"
Do you like being called "Kitty"? ++++

Something like that.

[dalebert]

the list of his various psychoses

He's a performer - so the list is a given, it's just like a game of cards, it's not that they have them, it's the unique combination they've been dealt.

I hear yah. It does seem to entertain people. I've had listeners say they like the way we play off of each other. I play the role of the "str8" guy in our "routines" and bounce my calm logic off of his insanity.

[Ave]

Now you lost me. I'm fairly clueless about Grindr as I've never even owned a smartphone. But if I had to guess things he might list on Grindr, it would probably be something like

"Must be Asian"
Do you like being called "Kitty"? ++++

Something like that.

Kitty??

WTF??

O.O

creepy/10

[tekla]

Well better be careful on that account then.  When you look at most of the famous comedy duos its' almost a truism that the real-life roles are reversed.  So with Rowan and Martin, Lewis and Martin, the Smothers Brothers et. all.^* it tends to be the one who 'plays dumb' Tommy, Jerry Lewis, and Dick Martin were the main writers, the business-person, and holder of the artistic vision.



* - Doesn't work with Burns and Allen.  That's because Gracie was just pure comedy genius straight from god's lips to everyone's ears.  And the final version (Burns as straight-man to Gracie) was a reversal of the original act.

Here they are doing one of the older vaudeville routines for TV.  This is what comedy was like before ADD.
Burns and Allen - Uncle Otis

[dalebert]

Oh, and your mention of Grindr reminded me of something else that pissed me off, though not today. I met someone who mentioned my Grindr profile. I was all "wut". I don't even have a smartphone, much less a Grindr profile. He insisted he had seen me on Grindr and even described pics that he had also seen on my Facebook.

So yeah, someone out there was using my pics for their Grindr profile. I've also seen people using my pics on an online dating site. They actually had to audacity to copy pics from my own profile on the SAME dating site. You'd think if they want to impersonate someone else, they'd have the sense to grab pics from somewhere else completely than from the same dating site. 

[tekla]

I so can't even imagine anyone appropriating my image, likeness, persona or identity.  So I'm pretty safe in that respect.

[Ave]

Oh, and your mention of Grindr reminded me of something else that pissed me off, though not today. I met someone who mentioned my Grindr profile. I was all "wut". I don't even have a smartphone, much less a Grindr profile. He insisted he had seen me on Grindr and even described pics that he had also seen on my Facebook.

So yeah, someone out there was using my pics for their Grindr profile. I've also seen people using my pics on an online dating site. They actually had to audacity to copy pics from my own profile on the SAME dating site. You'd think if they want to impersonate someone else, they'd have the sense to grab pics from somewhere else completely than from the same dating site. 

take it as a compliment man, no one steals pics of someone they think is unattractive XD

[tekla]

take it as a compliment man, no one steals pics of someone they think is unattractive

That's my fool proof security system.