Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!

[Brooke777]

I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs that nobody would like this thread.

Don't fret my pet. We love it.

[Reinhaven]

I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs that nobody would like this thread.

I'll be honest as the day is long; this thread looks fun!

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

This thread is the cat's meow.

[Devlyn]

That's a load off my mind!

[Brooke777]

That's a load off my mind!

It feels like a great weight has just been lifted off me.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

At least you don't have the weight of the world on your shoulders.

[Brooke777]

At least you don't have the weight of the world on your shoulders.

Since I am not a fair weather friend, I will help you carry your load.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Paraphrased:

She not heavy, she's my sister.

[Brooke777]

 Now aint that just a kick in the head.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Luck of the draw.

[Brooke777]

I think I got the short stick.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Brooke

[Brooke777]

It's better than letting it come around to bite me in the arse.

[Padma]

If your head resembles a Dutch cheese, do not rest it on the grocer's counter.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Sorry did I derail your train of thought?  That's OK, the boxcars were empty anyway.

[Devlyn]

This is a barrel of laughs!

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

As funny as a barrel of monkeys.

[Jamie D]

I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs that nobody would like this thread.

I need this topic like I need a hole in my head! 

[monica.soto]

this thread is the stuff dreams are made of

[Brooke777]

Who knows what dreams may come.