Please welcome Kristi to the News Staff

[LostInTime]

It is my pleasure to announce that Kristi was crazy enough to sign up onto my News team. 

Seriously, a big thank you to her for agreeing to help me out on the News section.

LIT

[Melissa]

Congratulations Kristi.  Welcome to the staff.

[BeverlyAnn]

Way to go Kristi!!!!  Welcome to the insane asylu... staff.

Melissa, is it your turn to be in charge of the initiation ceremonies?  If so, I still have the sacrificial dagger from last time.   


Beverly

[Steph]

Welcome aboard Kristi, it's really great to see you on staff.  Did LIT go over the salery and benifits plan with you   You also can take all the stat holidays off as well

Steph

[Suzy]

Welcome aboard Kristi, it's really great to see you on staff.  Did LIT go over the salery and benifits plan with you   You also can take all the stat holidays off as well
Steph

Yes, Steph, and I am so excited that I can now retire from my fulltime job.  She told me to stand outside and wait for my new company car to arrive.  No sign of it so far, but she wouldn't kid me about something like that.  Would she?  I'm so excited.  I ordered the Turbo!



Kristi (still standing out by the curb....)

[Robyn]

And wait until you see your new office, Kristi.  It's right across the tunel ... er, hall ... from the Links Staff office in the dungeon,,, um basement.

Don't let the screams in the night bother you.

Robyn

[HelenW]

Welcome, Kristi!

Don't spend all the money in one place.  Enjoy your new car!!

hugs & smiles
helen

PS - the culvert, I mean, passage between the Links and Wiki staff's cel..uh, cubicle areas hasn't been dug, I mean, constructed yet.  The commute is killin' me.  The bars, err, terrorist repulsion devices, in the Links section's windows are a nice shade of pink, though. Come on in for a visit when you're in the neighborhood!

[RebeccaFog]

I'm happy for you, Kristi.

[TheBattler]

Yay Krisit - another member of Susans staff.

Welcome, Kristi!

Don't spend all the money in one place.  Enjoy your new car!!

hugs & smiles
helen

PS - the culvert, I mean, passage between the Links and Wiki staff's cel..uh, cubicle areas hasn't been dug, I mean, constructed yet.  The commute is killin' me.  The bars, err, terrorist repulsion devices, in the Links section's windows are a nice shade of pink, though. Come on in for a visit when you're in the neighborhood!

Helen - Have you dug a hole for the chat room staff. There are many of us from all other the place - we need a place to be together  .

Alice

[tinkerbell]

Welcome to the team, Kristi. We're very happy to have you  .  BTW to whom it may concern:  Kristi's name is not "green" yet.  Yes, she has the green stars, but the letters of her name are still showing under the old color.

tink

[Jillieann Rose]

Oh no now I can't talk about her here.
Oh, I mean welcome to the team Kristi.
So now you are an ace reporter.
Really, I am glad you are part of the staff.
Now you can do all those magic trips that the rest of us do.
Hugs
Jillieann

[Suzy]

Anchor:
And now an on-the-scene update.  Kristi, what have you got for us?

Kristi:
OK, this is really not funny any more.  I'm still waiting on that new car.  I've ruined my best pantyhose and got splashed by a moving truck.  Did I mention it's raining, too?  My umbrella turned inside out in this wind and it is ruined.  Ruined I tell you!  Do you know what that does to a girl's hair?  Think I'm a blonde or something?  Look, everybody, LIT is speeding away laughing at me in her new car.

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That's all for now.  Reporting live, still from the curb, this is Kritsi.