Packer Malfunction

[Jeatyn]

I just realised I forgot to post about this, it happened around a week ago on the last day of college, where I am stealth.

So me and my classmates were walking to the bus station, when SUDDENLY I felt my packer dislodge and go rolling down the leg of my jeans. Sheer panic hit me but luckily I was wearing cuffed jeans and it got stuck in the cuff. I tried my best to walk extra carefully so it wouldn't fall out but it was raining really heavily; the packer was pulling my jeans down and dragging all up in the puddles.

I felt it starting to poke out of the cuff so I thought fast and said "hang on my laces are undone and getting soaked" - knelt down, magic trick'ed it up my sleeve and then slyly popped it into my pocket. I then walked the rest of the way with a soaking wet willy in my pocket praying that nobody asked to bum a cigarette, which were in the same pocket.

I made it to my bus without further incident where I could take it outta my pocket and pop it in my bag.

Crisis was averted, but oh my god I couldn't even imagine the awkward conversation that would have followed a fake penis rolling out of my jeans leg in front of my whole class.

I seriously don't see how I would have gotten myself out of that one unless the ground swallowed me up or a meteor hit the earth.

Anyone have any similar stories to share? How would you explain it?

[Padma]

I was going to post an Iggy and the Stooges song here, but I'm not sure whether it would break the ToS .

[mm]

Jeatyn,  That was some story, glad it turned out good in the end for you, fast thinking there is keep it from becoming a bad situation for you.  Do you hold your packer in place with a harness that broke?

[FTMDiaries]

I had this happen in a swimming pool. Probably the second-least popular type of floater in the pool that day.

[Simon]

I'm cracking up! I had the same thing happen at the Mall when I first started living full time. I noticed it slipping but there was nothing I could really do. It slipped out the bottom of my track pants, I kicked it with the side of my shoe towards the wall, and kept on going. Haven't packed since.

[KamTheMan]

I kicked it with the side of my shoe towards the wall, and kept on going.

Now THAT is hilarious. I wonder how many people saw it later and what they thought. And who finally picked it up, lol.

[DriftingCrow]

Great stories, lol.

I was in a mall once, and saw some security guards standing around watching a dildo vibrate across the floor, so I think if a packer fell out of my pants I'd just try to pull a Simon or pretend that it was already on the ground. I don't think too many people look at other's feet so no one would probably notice that it wasn't there already.

[Devlyn]

We need a name for these "orphans" 

[Carbon]

I'm cracking up! I had the same thing happen at the Mall when I first started living full time. I noticed it slipping but there was nothing I could really do. It slipped out the bottom of my track pants, I kicked it with the side of my shoe towards the wall, and kept on going. Haven't packed since.

I'm a little confused about why packers are necessary. Do people really look that closely? I mean I guess if someone is rubbing up on your crotch they could notice but that seems like it would be really weird and invasive and even then one's first impulse wouldn't be "Maybe this man has typical female genitalia."

[Jeatyn]

I'm cracking up! I had the same thing happen at the Mall when I first started living full time. I noticed it slipping but there was nothing I could really do. It slipped out the bottom of my track pants, I kicked it with the side of my shoe towards the wall, and kept on going. Haven't packed since.

rofl, this was my original plan in the split second I had to think about it as it was rolling down, KICK IT AWAY AND HOPE FOR THE BEST! xD

I'm a little confused about why packers are necessary. Do people really look that closely? I mean I guess if someone is rubbing up on your crotch they could notice but that seems like it would be really weird and invasive and even then one's first impulse wouldn't be "Maybe this man has typical female genitalia."

I personally feel it does make a difference, especially in tight jeans. It's hard to explain...if I could draw a picture it's be easier say for example when I sit down...without a packer my jeans and my stomach/thighs form a V shape, and it's glaringly obvious that something isn't there that should be (to me anyway, maybe I look at peoples crotches too closely, but that's a separate issue ) and in tight jeans I am forever fearful of...sorry for the phrase...camel toe. Wearing a packer gives a little subtle bulge rather than a V shape.

[Seb]

I think many men wear packers just to feel more like a man. That is how it is with me, anyway. The thought of something there is just comforting, whether or not it makes an impact on the clothes you wear.

[Beth Andrea]

I'm a little confused about why packers are necessary. Do people really look that closely? I mean I guess if someone is rubbing up on your crotch they could notice but that seems like it would be really weird and invasive and even then one's first impulse wouldn't be "Maybe this man has typical female genitalia."

FTM's need packers for the same reasons MTF's need to tuck (and use forms)...for our own peace of mind (not having unwanted bits and/or having wanted bits). And yes, to keep people from guessing what's between our legs when we're wearing clothing that they may deem "inappropriate" for our perceived gender.

I've heard stories of MTF's losing a form or two during activities (dancing, bending over, etc)...just goes to show you may need a back-up securement device (or a good "OMG what's this on the ground?!?" voice... )

[Brooke777]

I'm a little confused about why packers are necessary. Do people really look that closely? I mean I guess if someone is rubbing up on your crotch they could notice but that seems like it would be really weird and invasive and even then one's first impulse wouldn't be "Maybe this man has typical female genitalia."

If I guy is wearing the right clothes I will notice the bulge. Personally, if I were to see a guy that did not have a bulge in the types of pants I normally see one in I would wonder about him. Maybe it's just me, but I look. 

[Carbon]

Hm well thanks for the answers everybody, I'm definitely supportive to anyone who feels it is helpful to them.

[Padma]

We need a name for these "orphans" 

I know it's not the best name, but I can't help thinking of "dangling participles" - since whenever I hear that, I always think of cock'n'balls (I'd make a terrible English teacher) .

If they're rubbery, then how about Southbounders?

[Devlyn]

I was thinking "Dropouts"!

[Seb]

Dangling participles--made me laugh! Especially being an English major. ;P

[Simon]

I was thinking "Dropouts"!

I keep thinking of peckers committing suicide, "Oh..ohhh We have a jumper!", lol.

[anibioman]

that happened to me playing touch football and it got stuck around my knee because i wear slim jeans. i shook it down to my ankle and i sat out for a bit sitting cross legged and got it out of my pants and put it in my pocket.

[Justin 21]

i didn't actually end up loosing my packer but i did have the stp part of my packer come off and roll out the bottom of my jeans while my gf and i where taking her little sister trick or treating