I would quote a monolog I improvised once; "Livet är ett helvete" - "Life is a hell"
Now it is not to be taken negatively, because the actual message of the monolog was one of hope, that even though life is a hell, it's worth living because live is still the most wonderful thing you'll ever experience.
I don't remember much about it because it was some time ago and I was really drunk, so drunk that when I woke up the next morning I was still drunk. I just remember that it was amazing and I got several of the girls in the room to cry. And it sums up my view on life. A hopefully outlook coated in (fake) darkness.