My parents had such a dumb/funny fight. They were driving to the store and my dad wouldn't stop going on about an issue he is having with our neighbour. So my mom tells him to stop being so negative about it, and that the attitude "wouldn't serve him well if he want back to teaching", and he got really mad. So she said "fine, we're going home, we'll shop later" and does a u-turn. He then gets angry at her for doing a u-turn, jumps out of the car, and slams the door.
She drove away and came home by herself. Lmao. All he has is his wallet...maybe.