What are you thinking right now? 3.0

[DeeperThanSwords]

Or the person can be doing it right, depending on how you look at it. From a biological standpoint, faster sex means that people can move on to more partners faster, leading to a greater likelihood of pregnancy, more babies, and a greater continuation of the species. Food for thought. 

What a chilling thought...

[Kevin Peña]

Oh Please, you have stepped into something that is over your head Diana, don't go on with this, it's just balderdash!

I can't tell if you're being facetious, but I swear on my life that the following is true:

Kids in my school who have a certain teacher (who shall be unnamed) for Advanced Placement Statistics actually looked into sex statistics for some assignments. These are real statistics.

Gotta love the US education system. 

Way back in my twenties, when I did actually have sex, it usually lasted from 45 minutes to an hour, not counting any foreplay. Of course, I had "issues" with sex and my body and really had no libido, so it wasn't very often that we even had sex.

Well, it's just an average from a large, but not all-inclusive study sample, and he's far above it. Good for you! 

[Shantel]

What a chilling thought...

Somewhat Neanderthal! 'Come with me, [smack] [crunch bam,bam,bam...next!]

[Kevin Peña]

Crunch? What kind of messed up S&M were they doing?!

Nonetheless, if it weren't for those Neanderthals, the human race may not have grown enough to survive. 

[Shantel]

I can't tell if you're being facetious, but I swear on my life that the following is true:

Hah, you're cute Diana, don't swear on you life even if your teacher told you this as it's now just hearsay and unless you have some in depth experience (no pun intended) I wouldn't come across so authoritatively on this of all subjects.

[Shantel]

Crunch? What kind of messed up S&M were they doing?!

Nonetheless, if it weren't for those Neanderthals, the human race may not have grown enough to survive. 

You are too young to have known about Alley Oop and Oola!  But I have it on their say so that it was done like that. 

[Kevin Peña]

Hah, you're cute Diana, don't swear on you life even if your teacher told you this as it's now just hearsay and unless you have some in depth experience (no pun intended) I wouldn't come across so authoritatively on this of all subjects.

I'm not speaking from my own experience, just from the studies of some very creepy people that like to time how long it takes for someone to finish.  I don't need experience to communicate someone else's data, just eyesight and the ability to read. 

You are too young to have known about Alley Oop and Oola!  But I have it on their say so that it was done like that. 

How can you be sure that that's not hearsay? Perhaps you need some... in-depth experience? (Pun totally intended)

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[King Malachite]

Ready for another Metal Gear Rising upload!

[DeeperThanSwords]

Somewhat Neanderthal! 'Come with me, [smack] [crunch bam,bam,bam...next!]

[King Malachite]

The moon is very beautiful tonight....so majestic.

[Shang]

...

I just wrote several paragraphs about me.  I feel drained now.

[Trixie]

Thinking about my ex.

[Kevin Peña]

don't swear on you life even if your teacher told you this

I just understood this. I was swearing on my life the fact that there are kids in my school who study sex statistics, not that the statistics are 100% true.

Anywho, I despise homework! 

[Shang]

Mom: "[legal name], I wish I saw less of Aaron on facebook."
Me: "What?"
Mom: -gives look before leaving-

It's not like she ever noticed any of my statuses on my FB page under my legal name. She rarely commented on them or anything so I don't see why she gives a damn about whether or not my preferred FB page is used more [which it isn't --  I use both about the same amount].

[King Malachite]

I used to try and learn russian phrases in my spare time a few years back and now this game I'm watching has a Russian speaking familiar phrases but I can't remember them.

[V M]

Есть пердеж собаки едят пауков-птицеедов?
(Do farty dogs eat tarantulas?)

[Imreallyconfused]

I feel pissed off >=[, but....O_o I don't really know why as of yet.

[Adam (birkin)]

The bits of facial hair that are popping up have probably been, hands down, the most exciting change of T. I am really happy with my voice drops and fat changes too, but you can always doubt those, you know? You can think 'oh, it's only a bit deeper, the rest is in my head.' Or 'the fat hasn't changed, I just lost/gained weight and I am fooling myself.'

But when dark brown hairs begin appearing on your chin...you can't feel insecure or uncertain about that. They're there right in front of me.

[Imreallyconfused]

The bits of facial hair that are popping up have probably been, hands down, the most exciting change of T. I am really happy with my voice drops and fat changes too, but you can always doubt those, you know? You can think 'oh, it's only a bit deeper, the rest is in my head.' Or 'the fat hasn't changed, I just lost/gained weight and I am fooling myself.'

But when dark brown hairs begin appearing on your chin...you can't feel insecure or uncertain about that. They're there right in front of me.

You may be able to grow more facial hair than me and I'm a biological male. I feel slightly jealous of this. 

[Shodan]

I'm thinking: what the hell? That was one weird dream.

Basically it's one if those dreams where you're really not a participant but more the director. This was a grind house movie called "Rise if the Chicken T-Girls."... I'll let your imagination fill in the rest.