The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread

[LordKAT]

"Have you seen my mittens?"

[Jill F]

I may match Jill's dress but she still can't have me as an accessory.

[Shards]

Today's fashion advice: Remember, the Doctor says that mauve is dangerous (possisbly even evil?). Best avoid all purple accessories, just to keep safe.

Rose: What's the emergency?
The Doctor: It's mauve.
Rose: Mauve?
The Doctor: Universally recognised colour for danger.
Rose: What happened to red?
The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp.
   Oh, the misunderstandings! All those "red alerts," all that
   dancing.
               _The Empty Child_

http://www.otd.com/~paul/Quote/doctor.who.html

[Amelia Pond]

Sung to Gwynne: You are the wind beneath my wings.

[Kristal]

I'm not smug, I'm just way cooler than you.

[sigmafan]

I lost out on that Zero Punctuation job as the Rough Expressionless photo only because I wasn't emotionless enough for him.

[King Malachite]

I would salute, but I can't pull my arm up to my face because it's so big.

[Jill F]

Sir!  I can explain the pink tutu, sir!

[Lauren5]

I like making kissy faces. For fun, of course.

[King Malachite]

Look hun, if you want to make it into the fashion industry, you must have style and class.  Take this catwalk for an example....  You see that? *walks* Style and class.  You need to walk like you have your act together even if you don't.  Fake it till you make it, hun.  That's what I live by.

[Shaina]

Sir yes sir!

Thinking: Tehe no one can tell I'm wearing a thong...

[King Malachite]

Dang, I bet Malachite looks great in a thong.....

[Shaina]

I've been away from women too long on this base....

Hey who's that hottie smiling up there?

[King Malachite]

I love a sexy Malachite in uniform.

[Shaina]

I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave...

...this thread because you're so silly! 

[King Malachite]

Oh look, snow!

[LordKAT]

Take the photo already, my beret is falling off!

[King Malachite]

I may be old, but I'm still KATty on the inside.

[LordKAT]

I been standing here so long that the pigeon poop feels natural.

[Lauren5]

Stare into my eyes...