"Have you seen my mittens?"

I may match Jill's dress but she still can't have me as an accessory.

Today's fashion advice: Remember, the Doctor says that mauve is dangerous (possisbly even evil?). Best avoid all purple accessories, just to keep safe.

Rose: What's the emergency?
The Doctor: It's mauve.
Rose: Mauve?
The Doctor: Universally recognised colour for danger.
Rose: What happened to red?
The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp.
   Oh, the misunderstandings! All those "red alerts," all that
   dancing.
               _The Empty Child_

http://www.otd.com/~paul/Quote/doctor.who.html

Sung to Gwynne: You are the wind beneath my wings.

I'm not smug, I'm just way cooler than you.

I lost out on that Zero Punctuation job as the Rough Expressionless photo only because I wasn't emotionless enough for him.

I would salute, but I can't pull my arm up to my face because it's so big.

Sir!  I can explain the pink tutu, sir!

I like making kissy faces. For fun, of course.

Look hun, if you want to make it into the fashion industry, you must have style and class.  Take this catwalk for an example....  You see that? *walks* Style and class.  You need to walk like you have your act together even if you don't.  Fake it till you make it, hun.  That's what I live by.

Sir yes sir!

Thinking: Tehe no one can tell I'm wearing a thong...

Dang, I bet Malachite looks great in a thong.....

I've been away from women too long on this base....

Hey who's that hottie smiling up there?

I love a sexy Malachite in uniform.

I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave...

...this thread because you're so silly! 

Oh look, snow!

Take the photo already, my beret is falling off!

I may be old, but I'm still KATty on the inside.

I been standing here so long that the pigeon poop feels natural.

Stare into my eyes...