So this is sort of a humorous story more than anything...not at the time but funny afterwards.
So my mom asked if I wanted to go shopping with her for some stuff for my new place as an early birthday gift and I figured what the hell why not?

Keep in mind i'm in boy mode at this time.
when we get to the department store..
Her: "do you need any new clothes as well?"
Me: "Uh no I got enough to get me through till August (agreed full time month)"
Her: "No I mean "other" clothes"
Me: "Um ya, always"
Big mistake
What proceeded was the most awkward moments of my life. Shopping for girls clothes with my mother as a guy...

Her: "What about these jeans? Do you...I mean her....I mean she...like this kind"
Me: *mumbing* "no..."
Her: "What?"
Me: No..
Her: "What?"
Me: NO! *all the women in the area look up at me and I pull out my phone and stare at it pretending to text."
You get basically how the rest of the experience went

Her: "Why are you acting so weird"
Me: "Uh because we look like a mother picking out girls clothes for her son and people are staring!"
Her: "Oh well you just need to be more confident when you shop, lot's of guys buy clothes for girlfriends and stuff."
Me: "Ya but not with Moms who ask out loud if they like the style and how it fits!" *facepalm*
We both laughed about it later but I was blushing the entire time. Oh well good practice I guess for dealing with stares...

Anyways just thought i'd share for fun