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Hands-free Whopper holder introduced by Burger King - update

Started by Jamie D, May 30, 2013, 11:21:54 PM

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Devlyn

#40
July 22, 2013, 07:31:24 PM
Sing along, everybody!

Hold the pickles hold the lettuce
Whopper hoaxes sure upset us
Thought we wouldn't have to hold
That burger today!
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Devlyn

#42
July 22, 2013, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on July 22, 2013, 07:42:59 PM
I'm serious!

Wait for version 2.0, I hear it's going to have Double Whopper capacity, fries dispenser, and a grease shield to protect the hair.
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LordKAT

#43
July 23, 2013, 03:50:12 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on July 22, 2013, 07:31:24 PM
Sing along, everybody!

Hold the pickles hold the lettuce
Whopper hoaxes sure upset us
Thought we wouldn't have to hold
That burger today!



The tune is from a Russian song describing a young lady in love with a soldier. He goes to war and returns home 7 years later. She waited for him but got fat. He left her.
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Cindy

#44
July 23, 2013, 04:06:43 AM


Boom Like that..

Theme song of fast food......sellers?

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Beth Andrea

#45
July 23, 2013, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on July 22, 2013, 07:42:59 PM
I'm serious!

You'll have to use Hands v2.0....

;)
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Sephirah

#46
July 23, 2013, 08:25:20 PM
I used to have a hands-free Whopper holder. But we broke up.

I don't like Whoppers. I prefer Subway. But alas, burger was indeed king.

For a long time I said nothing. Smiling, eating with a barely noticeable shudder as she held meat-based monstrosity to my lips.

But in the end, I could endure no more.

We talked into the wee small hours, one cold January night. But no compromise could be reached. 

It was a Sandwich Schism.

Things went downhill from there.

And in the end... it was very messy.

She left without saying a word, one morning. A solitary pickle left on the counter. A symbol of the final impasse we had reached.

A fast feud.

...

Sorry, I'm in an odd mood. ;D
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jamie D

#47
July 23, 2013, 08:31:23 PM
OMG  that is so sad  :(

It's not true, is it?
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Sephirah

#48
July 23, 2013, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on July 23, 2013, 08:31:23 PM
It's not true, is it?

No, it's not true. :)

I don't much like Subway, either. ;)
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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V M

#50
July 23, 2013, 09:30:58 PM
LOL... Like most others, my friends and I would make up nick names for the various fast food chains and their products  :laugh:  One time I slipped up and ordered a 'Slopper' with cheese at the drive through which of coarse was answered by a rather dismayed "What!?!?!"

Sorry, I'm terrible  >:-) 
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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V M

#51
July 23, 2013, 11:12:38 PM
Remember Red Foreman from 'That 70's Show'? One of my fine friends looked like a younger version and had a similar disposition  :icon_raving:  I often suspected that his tough guy persona was a front and that he was secretly gay but never said anything, that turned out later to be true

Anyway, his favorite phrase was "In your butt" and he also had a thing for going to the 'In N Out' Burger place and was willing to pay  8)  His unique way of inviting you was always "Hey, how'd ya like a little in your butt tonight?" But then he would be too timid to pursue it any further

Last I'd heard, he'd found himself a partner and they'd moved away together, hope things are going well for them

Wish there was an In N Out Burger place up here, kinda crave one of their combo meals sometimes

The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jamie D

#52
July 23, 2013, 11:27:48 PM
Taco Hell
Burger Stink
Del Crapo
Kills Junior
Barfy's
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LordKAT

#53
July 24, 2013, 02:09:51 AM
You forgot McDuck's
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Jamie D

#54
February 11, 2014, 06:37:26 PM
The Burger King near me has closed!  One less temptation.
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amZo

#55
February 11, 2014, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: Jamie de la Rosa on May 30, 2013, 11:21:54 PM


Hands-free Whopper holder introduced by Burger King

I'm very offended people are making fun of Burger King's hamburger trough feeder. It helped me defeat my anorexia. I'm now a healthy 462 pounds and have no concern of near term starvation.

Where'd my feet go!?
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