So i just got the "chris" model from lolajake as the company offered me a small discount if i reviewed it for them. I got it in the "vanilla" color. This model is supposedly 5.5" long and 5.5" around (girth). I just recieved the product yesterday so this is wont be a complete review. But i will update it as time goes on.
First things first I ordered this back in April. And they said it was only going to take a couple of weeks but it infact took a couple of months. I did contact them several times during this time period and customer service was shotty, sometimes i didnt hear back, and sometimes i did. One guy i talked to didnt even know i had an order set! But usually when i heard back from them i got the same "were very busy right now as we are working on many different prosthetics at this time. We have been working around the clock on prosthetics for customers and for our site change that will be happening soon" thing throughout that whole time. So i stayed patient and then finally on tuesday they told me it was done, and that it would be sent that day. Luckily after it was shipped it only took a few days to arrive. It showed up to my door on Friday.
I actually received two products, one for myself (the one i bought) and one that they had an extra of to do a give away with on my review blog. When i opened up the bag it came in, which was actually pretty discrete (didnt say lolajake on it, and everything was wrapped in bubblewrap so you couldnt tell it was a penis), i knew mine was the bigger one. So i unwrapped it and WOW was i surprised. It was definately thicker than i thought it was going to be. I measured it and it is the right length 5.5 inches. but it is nearly inches around, which is like ginormous. My hand barely fits around it and i have pretty normal sized hands. The other thing i noticed right away were the testicles, in all of the pictures they look very full but mine was not. The testicles ar elike a pouch that have two silicone balls in them. The balls are much smaller than the pouch and they can move around alot (i can actually put both of them on one side) I wis that there was some type of gel, like a silicone lubricant or something that filled at least some of the extra space in the testicles.
Im not sure if all of their models are like this, but there is a very thin outer layer of "skin" on the prosthetic, it does not cover the head, but everything else. This outer layer has folds in it. I think it is supposed to be like a "movable" skin. but it doesnt really move vary well even though its loose. It just makes thick folds which looks kind of weird. The veins and such which are pink are also located on this outerskin. Near the head, where the skin ends you can see where it is molded or glued to the layer of silicone underneath it. The connection is not at the very edge of the outerskin though. It is about half an inch back from the edge. Leaving the edge able to be easily pulled back. Though it does not seem to tear at the seem, im sure that with time and sex it might tear or rip it. Also, this "shiny" coating that many people have talked about did not seem to exist.
The tab is larger than i expected but that doesnt really bother me. The prosthetic itself is slightly heavy (its not too heavy though) so i suppose a larger tab is needed. The skin of the prosthetic is very soft, but it feels kind of dry. like i wish i could just put moisturizer on it and fix it lolol
On to Packing!
Now, i usually pack with larger packers. And im really good at doing so and not looking like i have a hard on. But i have an issue with this packer. The half near the head is kind of firm silicone, which is to be expected of a pack and play packer. But because of this it doesnt bend super easy. It is also really wide, which makes it more difficult. to deal with anyway. What i ended up having to do was tie a string around the shaft and then tie the other half of the string around my harness (simple elastic) so that it pulls and holds the shaft down. This is definitely not a prosthetic i would like to pack with all the time, which makes me sad because i shelled out alot of money on it and it actually is very comfortable on my body. The balls, although weird, sit nicely and the tab just makes everything comfortable. it also helps it sit in the harness very well.
Playing!
Well, my girlfriend saw it and just said NO. Its too wide for her to give me head, and anything thats too wide for her to give me head is DEFINITELY not being used for penetration. So that option is just out.
Also, it comes with a "flex rod" which is like a silicone rod that is shoved in it to achieve erection. First of all the whole rod doesnt even fit in it. Secondly, it takes ALOT of lube just to get it in (though it does add like half an inch in length if you can get it in), 3rd, once it gets in, its really really difficult to get out. though this is almost firm enough that it doesnt really need the rod
OVERALL-
Since i have only had this prosthetic for about a day, that is really all that i can say about it. I guess my overall opinion of it is that if it were not as girthy (thats a weird word) then i would probably like it alot more. There are alot of things asthetically that may not be the best, but they would all be better if this wasnt so.... wide... It would pack better, it could be used for sex, and it overall just wouldnt bug me as bad. But its REALLY freaking wide.
