I'm too sexy to dance on top of the enormous speaker next to the stage when Right Said Fred performed this song in Johannesburg in 1992. Richard Fairbrass smiled at me and gave me a thumbs-up... but the humourless security guard told me to get down off the speaker or he'd kick me out the club. Ah well. Happy days.

I'm also too sexy for my soon-to-be-ex-husband. But that's OK; he has Mrs Palm & her five daughters to keep him company.