Cindy the idiot strikes again!

[Cindy]

Oh, yeah.

She's quite something, my little princess, who does not behave like a princess, except that normal dog food is not good enough for "milady". "milady" wants noodles and rice and meat. We often mix some of that together with her food. She is quite healthy and not fat, so it's ok. I took her for a walk through the forest.


Oh, Emma, you crazy little dog.

Ahh I love waking my dog in the woods, woods here forest where you are?

MMmmm trees and cold and stuff

[CalmRage]

Ahh I love waking my dog in the woods, woods here forest where you are?

MMmmm trees and cold and stuff

that reminds me. I am going offline for about an hour now i think. I need to watch her.

[Sammy]

How much was the bail for getting that mop out of the custody?

[Cindy]

that reminds me. I am going offline for about an hour now i think. I need to watch her.

I'd much rather you stay and talk

[Cindy]

Where do you walk her?

[Cindy]

What breed is she

[CalmRage]

labrador crossbreed (there might be a border collie in there somewhere, she looks almost completely labrador, but acts almost completely like a border collie).

I usually walk her through our town, but sometimes (like today) through the forest.

[SaveMeJeebus]

I don't know why I embarrass myself like this but.....

Well I got home and it was dark and we have had stories in the local press about a 'peeping tom'.

So I get home and see someone looking into my lounge room window, so I go straight to my bedroom, avoiding the lounge without turning on any lights, and call the police. (I have to say that as me I am a lot more cautious than he ever was.)

So the police come hurtling over with no sirens so they could catch the guy. Go straight to the back garden and arrest.....

my mop which was leaning against the window

They were very nice about it and they were still laughing when they left

. This makes me think of all the times I am in the dark and think I am "seeing things". I need glasses though, which is my excuse, what is yours?

[Danielle Emmalee]

"Hey, we're not all creepers"

[CalmRage]

"Hey, we're not all creepers"

i am a different kind of creeper. Niccccce pictureeeeeee you havvvvvve therrrrrre! Wouldn't it be a sssssshame if sssssomething happened to it? "ssssss" "boom"

[CalmRage]

Was this one of those "before and after" pictures? Stunning transition, btw!

I suppose explosion can be a transition. Ask a chemist.

The molecules transition into a different state or something like that.

This is me now:

Childish laughter and blowing things up instead of myself are my forte now.

[CalmRage]

You like my new look? I had to saw off the edges by hand to save surgery costs, but it turned out pretty okay i think.

[Sammy]

You like my new look? I had to saw off the edges by hand to save surgery costs, but it turned out pretty okay i think.

You need horns.. You deff need horns.

[CalmRage]

You need horns.. You deff need horns.

Too late. I'd have to get a new nordic helmet, but they don't make 'em like they used to so i swapped the öld-fäshiöned löök for a cap with wings and a poncho.





Skyforge helmets are the best, but the Skyforge in Whiterun has long since closed down. Think i'll call the doctor, maybe he can help me get my groove back. "shuffles down the street, people are looking weirdly"

[LordKAT]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, kill it for its fur!

[Cindy]

OK who else has had an embarrassing experience in this sort of situation?

No doubt my list of the Fire brigade - twice for setting microwaves on fire, police to arrest a mop, and a few situations I'd better keep to myself could cause some comment

But how about you!!

[LordKAT]

I got trapped in a booth type thing by a dog once. It was a very friendly dog, or so it turned out.

[Cindy]

When I was member of  gliding club a glider landed and we waited for ages for the pilot, a japanese guy, to come to the club. He didn't arrive so a rescue group went out. he was still in his cockpit, terrified to get out as there were kangaroos and wallabies around him! Fierce critters!!

[Jenny07]

This has been all too funny Cindy. It did bring a smile to my face.

Please feel free to share your trials and tribulations.

I can't say I have any stories to add but glad the mop was released without charge.
And no harm came to our Cindy.