Last Person To Post Wins, Version 4

[CalmRage]

Sorry, may your spirit be embiggened in the afterlife.


(takes out his BFG)

GARBAGE DAY!

[Jessica Merriman]

Now you did it, Pinocchio is on the way.

[CalmRage]

Oh, you will be baked and then there will be cake.

[Jessica Merriman]

You silver tongued devil!!

[CalmRage]

That's it. I'm sending my minions after you. Fly, you pretties, fly!

[Jessica Merriman]

Pumkin coach company...Good! I need a ride.

[CalmRage]

Hasta-la-vista baby!


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[Devlyn]

OK, there's way too much posting here. Everybody take a break and let me win.

[SarahM777]

HMMM I thought I wasn't posting enough. 

[Devlyn]

No, you've posted plenty, thanks for coming in.

[Jessica Merriman]

Now leave!!!!

[Devlyn]

OK. That's creepy. I'm calling out the seven dwarf's. Turmoil, destruction, Armageddon........

........Madness, Mayhem......

[Jessica Merriman]

Destructo and Whacko!!

[SarahM777]

I just got back so NAH.

[Devlyn]

OK. That's creepy. I'm calling out the seven dwarf's. Turmoil, destruction, Armageddon........

Destructo and Whacko!!

Hey, wait a minute! Shenanigans! Everybody get your brooms!

[Jessica Merriman]

I cant, my ex mother in law borrowed it to go to the store.

[CalmRage]

My totally legit offer still stands. A quarter of your money goes to an impoverished nigerian prince. C'mon everybody, don't let me down!

[SarahM777]

Maybe no is looking.

[Devlyn]

I'm looking.

[SarahM777]

I should have known it was too good to be true.