10 random facts about YOU

[King Malachite]

1, I have an underbite that I'm proud of.  I wouldn't get it corrected even if I could for free.

2.  I'm very self-conscious because of my weight.

3.  I would rather live in the anime world than this world.

4.  It was my ultimate dream to join the millitary and serve my country, but I can't achive that dream due to health and weight issues.  I don't think I can ever recover from the emotional trauma of not being able to put on that uniform.

5.  My favorite pastor to listen to online is ironically one of the only pastors I've seen (bar the Westboro church) that vehemately condemns the LBGT community on a routine basis.  Yet, I love this man and listen to his sermons almost every other day.

6.  I have an occasional twitch in my neck

7.  I love peeling the skin off my lip until it bleeds.

8.  I know how to manage my money well.

9.  I am a gamer- a Sony fanboy actually.  The Xbox is my rival so I must talk bad about it all the time.

10.   I hate clowns, but my favorite band is Insane Clown Posse.

[JillSter]

7.  I love peeling the skin off my lip until it bleeds.

[Lauren5]

Me too. My parents swear they didn't teach me. They say they were surprised to realize that I was already reading. Sesame Street FTW!

I was bored during a move when I was 3.5 or so. Wanted my parents to read to me. They were too busy. Taught myself.
Kindergarten bored the utter s*** out of me.

[CalmRage]

1. I seem to have slight gynecomastia
2. I tend to call my chicken soup the way i eat it when i'm sick "natural botox". I call it that because i use so much pepper on it that it feels....quite funny, almost like everything is being pulled to the back of my head, except not painful. When i have the flu, i tend to feel quite a bit better after two or three bowls of spicy chicken soup.
3. I used to sing during my lunchtime break at school. I got some very weird looks for that.
4. My thoughts have actually changed their language. Whether i'm insane or not, i do not know.
5. I learned to read all by myself too.
6. If no one wakes me up, i tend to sleep until 12-13PM.
7. I tend to stay up for far too long, so i only get about 5 hours of sleep. I can be rather cranky the next morning.
8. I know most of Frank Zappa's back catalogue like the back of my hand. (62 albums during his lifetime)
9. I am kind of obsessed with Frank Zappa (only as a musician, but what i do like is that he voiced his opinion and encouraged people to question everything and never bow down)
10. I used to be obsessed with Disney and with Harry Potter (especially Hermione, weirdly enough)

[SciNerdGirl]

8. I learned how to read at the age of 3.

So, my son read his first word at 2.5 years (seriously, he is way smarter than me) and he was reading simple books at 3.  He turns 5 in January and he reads as well as any average 5th grader out there.  I don't remember being able to read before I was like 5 or 6.

[Edge]

1. I am fully aware of my failings. I am also fully aware that I very much like some of the things other people call failings.
2. I have an obsession with power.
3. I really like monsters. I also identify with monsters.
4. Most of the music on my iPod is German, but the most played song is "The Greatest Show Unearthed."
5. I have been to England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Paris, and Monet's garden.
6. I have seen The Tempest performed at the Globe theatre, but it wasn't very good. Prospero kept dropping his staff.
7. I talk a lot especially about myself. I have trouble getting myself to shut up.
8. I like creepy things and gorn.
9. I have been to more concerts than I can remember, but I've only been to one since I moved.
10. I am very lonely. (Not a euphemism)

[JillSter]

He turns 5 in January and he reads as well as any average 5th grader out there.

That's so cool!

1. I am fully aware of my failings. I am also fully aware that I very much like some of the things other people call failings.

And so is that!

[Jill F]

1) I am a foodie and like to cook.
2) I have a wine cellar and am an expert in Napa, Bordeaux and Champagne.
3) I used to party like a rock star with actual rock stars.
4) I collect guitars and have owned over 200 in my lifetime.
5) I like old things.
6) I've had the same nostril piercing since 1991.
7) I wear a lot of black.
I will celebrate my 20th wedding anniversary in 2014.
9) I still have no tattoos.
10) I sometimes can't believe I'm still alive after all the things that damn near killed me.

[Emmaline]

1.  I learned to ride on the horse that pulled chitty chitty bang bang.
2.  I can spray a perfect arc of water droplets from under my tongue by raising it.  Like a cobra.  Grrr.
3.  I am amine intolerant- so I cannot eat most foods including chocolate, wine or aged meat.
4.  I studied ninjutsu for many years.
5.  I once stage bounced for Lou Reed and Blondie.
6.  I punched a kangaroo once.  It was dark and I thought it was mugger.  I am lucky to be alive.
7.  I have difficulty reading analog clocks- but I can read a binary one just fine.
8.  I have never owned a drivers license.
9.  I can juggle.
10.  I am right handed but eat left handed.

[YBtheOutlaw]

this thread always reminds me of an old joke. can't help sharing it. sorry if it doesn't make you laugh. it might if you're in the right mood

[Hayley]

1. I'm left handed and both people I've ever dated were left handed also.
2. I have a "double jointed" ankle. (Looks very broken sometimes)
3. I was lucky enough to meet and remember 4 of my great grandparents.
4. I designed a "sign" that was given to Cal Ripken Jr.
5. I love to cook but hate eating.
6. I can and will fall asleep whenever I lay down.
7. I hate losing more than I love Winning.
8. I had snake bites and got stuck to my wife's lip ring the first time we kissed.
9. I went by the wrong last name until high school.
10. I faint durning public speaking things.

[Sydney_NYC]

Here is another 10:

• I'm a Whovian
• I prefer cats over dog, but still love dogs
• I was in an interviewed on By-The-Sword magazine online with video modeling a steel chastity belt at Chicago IML in 2009
• My Grandmother dated Chet Atkins
• I learned to drive a stick shift before driving an automatic
• My favorite color is purple
• I went to 4 different High Schools because I moved around so much
• I lost my virginity at 24
• I'm the only one in my family besides my step-father without a southern accent
• At age 10, I could take apart a tape recorder and put it back together, plus bake a cake

[Marieee]

1.) I LOVE to play COD.
2.) I used to like anime when I was younger, no hard feelings but now I actually hate it.
3.) I have 3 guitars, Ibanez,Gibson and a cheapo bass by some company on Mars called SX
4.) Right Handed, Left-Legged.
5.) I'am actually kind of a ba...BAbaba...bit wellyouknowwhat.
6.) I'am trying to change that.
7.) Used to Skateboard.
8.) My hands and feet get cold easliy, like ice cold.
9.) I love to help people.
10.) I've been mistaken for a girl/women A LOT. which is good I guess

[Oriah]

1) I don't really dislike being trans.
2) I raise and butcher a lot of my own meat
3) I hate when people gender work.....running a chainsaw isn't man's work, and cleaning isn't women's work.  All work is people work, it's just stuff that needs done.
4) I have a three month old biological child that I managed to have after two years of HRT. 
5) I got permanent chemical castration, because I only want one!
6) My arm was chopped halfway through last year in a farm accident, and the blade was wedged between the bone it cut in half.  My neighbor helped me tape it up and my lover helped me change poultices and dressings, and it healed okay except for some nerves
7) I used to drink a lot and use a lot of drugs...now I hardly ever drink, and use fewer drugs
My baby was born male, and I use male pronouns, despite some trans and GQ folk giving me a hard time.  I really beileve in this society it's important to be given the opportunity to grow up cisgendered
9) I like to drink eggs raw, especially when they are still warm from being laid, and I love fresh warm milk fresh from the goat
10)Normally I ignore threads like this, but I'm really bored right now

[LJP]

this thread always reminds me of an old joke. can't help sharing it. sorry if it doesn't make you laugh. it might if you're in the right mood

that def made me laugh a few times thx

[LJP]

10 random things about me

1. I was run over by a car. literally under the tires and to top it off it all happened in my garage.
2. I love cooking , but I never use a recipe or measuring. it's like a science project you eat.
3. I learned to read on my dads' old comics when I was a kid(thor,xmen,metal men to be exact)
4. My biggest fear is drowning even tho I'm a competent swimmer , have been since a child.
5. I love houndstooth material even tho to my best knowledge I've never owned anything made of houndstooth.
6. my favorite book is lullaby by chuck pahichulnk(I can never spell his name sorry).
7. recently I've gotten into collecting vinyl. so tech wise I'm regressing?
8. I want to live the rest of my life as a woman and I want to be attractive(ffs). I also worry about focusing too much on beauty and losing the things that made me , me.
9. I love rolling rock(beer) and birthday cake together. I think its the bitter/sweet contrast it's so good.
10. since I was a small child I have been  in love with linda carter(70s wonder woman). Still am she is still beautiful. I think she's a vampire or a highlander. she doesn't age.

[CalmRage]

10 random things about me

1. I was run over by a car. literally under the tires and to top it off it all happened in my garage.
2. I love cooking , but I never use a recipe or measuring. it's like a science project you eat.
3. I learned to read on my dads' old comics when I was a kid(thor,xmen,metal men to be exact)
4. My biggest fear is drowning even tho I'm a competent swimmer , have been since a child.
5. I love houndstooth material even tho to my best knowledge I've never owned anything made of houndstooth.
6. my favorite book is lullaby by chuck pahichulnk(I can never spell his name sorry).
7. recently I've gotten into collecting vinyl. so tech wise I'm regressing?
8. I want to live the rest of my life as a woman and I want to be attractive(ffs). I also worry about focusing too much on beauty and losing the things that made me , me.
9. I love rolling rock(beer) and birthday cake together. I think its the bitter/sweet contrast it's so good.
10. since I was a small child I have been  in love with linda carter(70s wonder woman). Still am she is still beautiful. I think she's a vampire or a highlander. she doesn't age.

have you ever seen one of the AVGN's videos. That guy is constantly chugging Rolling Rock and making funny comments about the games he's playing.

[Donna Elvira]

1.   I spent 3 months as a novice in a seminary
2.   I ran away from home and country when I was eighteen.
3.   In the late nineteen seventies I was  parachuted into a combat zone in southern Zaire as part of an operation to rescue European hostages.
4.   I survived in the desert for 3 days on a diet of dry biscuits and canned Brussels sprouts
5.   I survived for 3 days in the Pyrenees in the middle of winter on a diet of nothing
6.   According to my wife, I never close drawers or cupboard doors properly
7.   I have travelled on all the continents except Australia and Antarctica
8.   I have broken ribs in my back twice, three the first time and two the second time...excruciating
9.   According to my wife, I never turn off lights either..
10.   Starting from scratch, 50 hours of electrolysis were enough to remove pretty well all of my facial hair

[LJP]

have you ever seen one of the AVGN's videos. That guy is constantly chugging Rolling Rock and making funny comments about the games he's playing.

No I haven't see that video. What is it about,is it funny?

[CalmRage]

No I haven't see that video. What is it about,is it funny?

It's difficult to explain. Either one likes his videos or not. Lots of obscure or unexpected references, pitch-black humor, humor that gamers and sometimes metal fans will get best. Why i highlighted Rolling Rock is that there's this one episode where he "tests" old NES accessories and one of them is called the Roll N Rocker. Now, you must know, in his videos he's always drinking Rolling Rock and in that episode he grabs his bottle of Rolling Rock, steps onto the Roll N Rocker and says: "I can't believe this. I'm drinking Rolling Rock on the Roll N Rocker." which he then repeats but stops before it gets annoying.