Ok, so I decided to get assessed for electrolysis...suffered through two days' stubble growth, get down there, she takes me in late, and almost immediately suggests I do laser instead.
Too many dark hairs, the techs would have me for a LONG time clearing that out. I told her I'd already had 12 laser sessions, she seemed surprised, "I've never done 12 sessions on one person, they're always ready for electrolysis after less than that."
I don't know if she was just trying to sell me on their laser services or what. I'd told her I'd already have a relationship with another clinic for laser, and now I'm eligible for a price break (which I may or may not be...often their sales are better than my "break").
Anyway....ARGGGHH!!....stubble for two days, driving 12 miles in rush hour (both ways!!), and now I have to figure out laser? Or just screw it, wait until after FFS (expected date in late March).
To top it off, while I was in the office waiting, a tall, muscular guy walks in, I start eyeing him...broad shoulders, moderately narrow hips...he's built about like me....OMG HE'S BUILT ABOUT LIKE ME!!! Except I gots tits. And a purse-let. And a rainbow strapped key thingie.
Can you say, "Dysphoria", kiddies? Seriously, sometimes I wish I could just behead myself and hook my head up to a blood circulation machine...but then, I'd STILL have stubble to deal with...!!
