Hello guys and dolls.
Why would any sane person actually 'want' to have these bouncy things on their chest?
Why would any sane person actually 'want' to wear a medieval torture device commonly known as a bra, strapped to their back?
They're nice to look at and touch, but why would any sane person want a pair of their own?
You can't run without them bouncing.

In American society, you have to wear a shirt on a hot day to cover them, and a top when you swim. When bathing, you have this extra step of unfastening a bra (or binder), and then having to fasten it all over again when you step out.
We now have formula milk for our offspring, so what pray tell is the point of them now? Other than just to drool over.

I sure enjoy them, but I just don't get it.
This is meant in fun, so no flames please. I'm hoping you ladies can explain the significance to me.

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