Gwynne Likes Answering Questions! (So Ask Them!)

[MadeleineG]

Fire up your Death Ray and shoot!

Ask me questions! Ask for advice! Ask for a debate! Challenge me to an arm-wrestle! Ask for muffins! Bring it on--I'm game!

[DriftingCrow]

Would you rather have the ability to fly at will, or turn invisible at will?

[MadeleineG]

What game would that be? Monopoly? May I be the Shoe?

Calvinball. And no--the game must be played barefoot.

Also, What are your opinions on this adorable cartoon character?

Portia = The definition of adorable

[MadeleineG]

Muffin please, hold the top.

Conveniently, muffin bottoms are in the oven as we speak.

[MadeleineG]

Would you rather have the ability to fly at will, or turn invisible at will?

Either/or, as long as they don't alternate mid-flight.

[MadeleineG]

You have answered correctly. You win a lifetime supply of used bottle caps.

Bottle caps => muffin cups

[DriftingCrow]

What's your favorite alcoholic drink, if any?

[MadeleineG]

What's your favorite alcoholic drink, if any?

I'm not much of a drinker, but I quite like Hoegaarden.

[DriftingCrow]

Do you like the Cadfael series?

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Doctor Who or Torchwood?

Pepsi or Coke.

[MadeleineG]

What WOULD Jesus do?

Shill for the ACLU.

[MadeleineG]

Do you like the Cadfael series?

It's a little romanticized. I'd prefer a grittier, more realistic depiction of the period.

[MadeleineG]

Doctor Who or Torchwood?

Pepsi or Coke.

Doctor Who, all the way!

Dr Pepper 

[DriftingCrow]

What's your favorite kind of flower?

[JenSquid]

Do you like mushrooms?

Can you survive Canada's weather?

What's your favorite Sega Genesis game?

Favorite mollusk?

Favorite variety of muffin?

[Lauren5]

I'm not much of a drinker, but I quite like Hoegaarden.

Good to see you like Belgian

[MadeleineG]

What's your favorite kind of flower?

Rafflesia

[MadeleineG]

Paper or plastic?

Plastic by default. Canada uses polymer bills now.

[MadeleineG]

Calvin or Hobbes?

Let's see...  or "Submit to supreme suffering in order to discover the completion of joy" or "Life is nasty, brutish, and short"

Real Scylla and Charybdis there 

Croissants or danishes?

Je choissis les croissants car je ne parle danois.

Godiva or Lindor?

Godiva all the way!

Are you really going to give up coffee? How will we survive?

Here's what I propose: espresso on weekends and intense withdrawal symptoms during the week. How will we survive? We'll survive because you love me

[MadeleineG]

Do you like mushrooms?

Honestly can't stand them 

Can you survive Canada's weather?

I'd take Saskatchewan weather over Chicago weather, to be honest. As cold as it gets in the winter (-40 and colder), there's very little precipitation, humidity, or wind. A good coat, toque, and gloves and I'm good to go!

What's your favorite Sega Genesis game?

I was a SNES kid but I dug Earthworm Jim

Favorite mollusk?

the squibbon

Favorite variety of muffin?

Cornbread with jalapeno... sooooo savoury!