Devlynisms.

[Devlyn]

Just some scribbles I've done.

It's not the wind whispering through the trees, it's the trees whispering to each other.   Me 2012

The trouble with chasing your tail is that when you stop you wind up with your head up your ass.  Me 2013

I just shot unicorns out my nose!  Me 2013

[Devlyn]

Post anything you like!  Steal mine if you want. Hugs, Devlyn

[Jamie D]

"How can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theatre, 1969

[justpat]

I am not going to let you make me ruin my day.

[Skittles]

Just some scribbles I've done.

It's not the wind whispering through the trees, it's the trees whispering to each other.   Me 2012

The trouble with chasing your tail is that when you stop you wind up with your head up your ass.  Me 2013

I just shot unicorns out my nose!  Me 2013

Oxygen mask please? I am laughing so hard, I can't get up! Hug. Joann

[Skittles]

Do you walk to work? Or did you carry your lunch?

"Officer, could you turn off your spotlight, the glare is so bad I can't see to roll..."

Pretzel logic has no end. Hug. Joann

[Danielle Emmalee]

I'm so confused.......what's a Devlynism?

[Devlyn]

From the Merriman-Webster dictionary:

Devlynism (noun) A phrase written by Devlyn and destined for greatness.

It would have been a short topic, so anyone is free to post anything! Hugs, Devlyn

[Jessica Merriman]

Post anything you like!  Steal mine if you want. Hugs, Devlyn

OK!
It's not the wind whispering through the trees, It's the tree's whispering to each other. Me 2012
The trouble with you chasing your tail is that when you stop you wind up with your head up your ass. Me2013
I just shot unicorns out my nose. Me 2013

Sorry, couldn't resist! Me Today!!! BIG HUGS!!

[Devlyn]

Came up with another one today.

Being human, some people fail at it much more spectacularly than others.

[Devlyn]

Getting the boss involved is like stubbing your toe.........intentionally!

[Devlyn]

I have a meatball addiction. It's all wrapped up in my pasta. 

[Micah (Alecia)]

I am only good doing short verse so bare with me also it can be dark.

Written by Alecia Marie (me)

"Living day by day trapped on the inside while I die on the outside, living my life as a lie.
Waiting to release my true self from my own mind, but I am caged inside.

[stephaniec]

to be or not to be trans , why did that damn chicken cross the road.

[Micah (Alecia)]

to be or not to be trans , why did that damn chicken cross the road.

story of my life

[Devlyn]

That's going to last about as long as cotton candy in a thunderstorm.

Me 2017

[jentay1367]

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Steven Wright



If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it right between s*&t and syphilis in the Dictionary.  Unknown

[Rayna]

If so, then why not?  Randy 1984 (we go way back, me and my writings)

[Artesia]

Sanity is just the most common form of insanity.  Artesia 1997

All the worlds a joke and the people, merely punchlines.  Artesia 1999

I'm not weird, I'm me, who are you?  Artesia late 70's early 80's

[LizK]

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"...May West?

"in all the gin joints in all...." don't remember the rest from the movie "Here to Eternity" I think

" Wish in one had spit in the other, see which fills up first" a cleaned up version of a saying my Roland Deschain Gunslinger in the Stephen King Novel The Dark Tower

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." The Dark Tower Stephen King